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Who said FIFA were useless and couldn't organise piss up in a brewery.

England are now ranked #4 in the world.

I had the top 20, but the prison colony wasn't in there.
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Cool story bro.


Do you have the list so we can see it?
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God is an Englishman wrote:Who said FIFA were useless and couldn't organise piss up in a brewery.

England are now ranked #4 in the world.

I had the top 20, but the prison colony wasn't in there.

Proves FIFA's rankings are meaningless.
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God is an Englishman wrote:Who said FIFA were useless and couldn't organise piss up in a brewery.

England are now ranked #4 in the world.

I had the top 20, but the prison colony wasn't in there.
funny, I didn't see the country you are from in the rankings at all
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Litmanen wrote:Cool story bro.


Do you have the list so we can see it?
it's on the fifa website
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Der_Tiser wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:Who said FIFA were useless and couldn't organise piss up in a brewery.

England are now ranked #4 in the world.

I had the top 20, but the prison colony wasn't in there.
funny, I didn't see the country you are from in the rankings at all

too much wanking then mate, they're at #4
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england at #4 deserves a big, fat :lol:

when it comes to the big tournaments, they're never anywhere to be seen
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gerr8rd wrote:england at #4 deserves a big, fat :lol:

when it comes to the big tournaments, they're never anywhere to be seen

can't argue with facts though.

I mean who am I to argue with FIFA, they are after all one of the most well known and respected brands in the world.
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What's the point of making the thread then, might as well have the link.
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Litmanen wrote:

What's the point of making the thread then, might as well have the link.

it's not my job to spoon feed you everything. It's 30/6 for fucks sake, I do have a job to perform.
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God is an Englishman wrote:
gerr8rd wrote:england at #4 deserves a big, fat :lol:

when it comes to the big tournaments, they're never anywhere to be seen

can't argue with facts though.

I mean who am I to argue with FIFA, they are after all one of the most well known and respected brands in the world.
don't get me wrong, I'm not disputing that they've amassed the points to get to that position.......mostly through tournament qualifying :roll: ...........but when they get to Euro / WC they certainly don't play like a side ranked #4....... :shock: ...........the word shambles comes to mind
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God is an Englishman wrote:
Der_Tiser wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:Who said FIFA were useless and couldn't organise piss up in a brewery.

England are now ranked #4 in the world.

I had the top 20, but the prison colony wasn't in there.
funny, I didn't see the country you are from in the rankings at all

too much chardonnay then mate, they're at #4
England?
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Is there a unified British team in the FIFA rankings? No. :lol: :oops:
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Yids wrote:Is there a unified British team in the FIFA rankings? No. :lol: :oops:
no, that was my point :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Der_Tiser wrote:
Yids wrote:Is there a unified British team in the FIFA rankings? No. :lol: :oops:
no, that was my point :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Therefore England is second choice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Seriously?

:lol:
haywood djablowme wrote: I believe Arsenal have improved more than the Poo! (we are only 5 pts behind you)
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Yids wrote:
Der_Tiser wrote:
Yids wrote:Is there a unified British team in the FIFA rankings? No. :lol: :oops:
no, that was my point :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Therefore England is second choice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
but still not your country
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:lol:

Nice try.
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you are British, yes or no?
you are English, yes or no?
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Der_Tiser wrote:you are British, yes or no?
you are English, yes or no?
Are you Australian?
Are you South Australian?
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Yids wrote:
Der_Tiser wrote:you are British, yes or no?
you are English, yes or no?
Are you Australian?
Are you South Australian?
I am Australian, that's what my passport says
what does yours say?
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Der_Tiser wrote:you are British, yes or no?
you are English, yes or no?
yes

and

yes
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God is an Englishman wrote:
Der_Tiser wrote:you are wanker, yes or no?
you are a fat bald cunt, yes or no?
yes

and

yes
Fixed it. :wink:
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Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Der_Tiser wrote:you are wanker, yes or no?
you are a fat bald champagne, yes or no?
yes

and

yes
Fixed it. :wink:

I have a shaved head rather than bald, but the rest I agree in it's entirety.
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1 Spain
2 Netherlands
3 Germany
4 England
5 Brazil
6 Italy
7 Portugal
8 Croatia
9 Mexico
10 Argentina
11 Norway
12 Greece
13 Japan
14 Ivory Coast
15 France
16 Montenegro
17 Russia
18 Uruguay
19 Sweden
20 Denmark
21 Slovenia
22 Australia
23 Turkey
24 USA
25 Serbia
26 Korea
27 Chile
28 Slovakia
29 Switzerland
30 Israel
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Der_Tiser wrote:but still not your country
I suggest you do some research - England is a country.
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Outlaw 2.0 wrote:1 Spain
2 Netherlands
3 Germany
4 England
5 Brazil
6 Italy
7 Portugal
8 Croatia
9 Mexico
10 Argentina
11 Norway
12 Greece
13 Japan
14 Côte d'Ivoire
15 France
16 Montenegro
17 Russia
18 Uruguay
19 Sweden
20 Denmark
21 Slovenia
22 Australia
23 Turkey
24 USA
25 Serbia
26 Korea
27 Chile
28 Slovakia
29 Switzerland
30 Israel
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people do realise fifa weighs competitve games way more than friendlies, and australia hasn't played a competitive game since january, hence the drop, even after 3 good results
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