New return of the Messiah:- Latest news

[New_Beach_Driller]

Longbomb is confirmed for the weekend game against Parafield...

Coach Dazza has given the nod and the return of longbomb to Lockleys Oval is on!!! Given that it is the 40th birthday for West Beach , he has decided to bring his full bag of tricks which is a special treat for the West beach fans ... Disheartened by the bright lights of Sunderland, the bomb has returned, looking trim and ready for the Div1 battle.Rumours that he had joined McLaren Vale districts have been quashed..it seems that was his angry cousin( Angry because he was born without any skill)

Bodo,
If you want to want to see the Amateur version of Platini , come to Lockleys!!

[Longbomb]

Prepare to be bitchslpped into submission.

I have been working on two new moves. The first I call the dominator. This is impossible to defend against, although it is nothing compared to the other. This is called the guava-picker.

I am going to rip it up. Prepare to bend at the knee under my superiority you plebs.

[Jay Walking]

Prepare to be bitchslpped into submission.

I have been working on two new moves. The first I call the dominator. This is impossible to defend against, although it is nothing compared to the other. This is called the guava-picker.

I am going to rip it up. Prepare to bend at the knee under my superiority you plebs.

Just dont hurt yourself in the warm up again. It seems to happen every week you get picked to start.