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Liverpool







Enough said
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i got one,









you fail at life
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i got another




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stell wrote:i got another




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another one,









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stell wrote:Liverpool







Enough said
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haywood djablowme wrote: I believe Arsenal have improved more than the Poo! (we are only 5 pts behind you)
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Dan Agger wrote:
stell wrote:Liverpool







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Q: What ship has never docked at Liverpool?

A: The Premiership!
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stell wrote:Q: What ship has never docked at Liverpool?

A: The Premiership!
I'll rephrase it..

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stell wrote:Q: What ship has never docked at Liverpool?

A: The Premiership since 1990!
Just corrected it for you. I am sure you appreciate the help.

If you or anyone says we haven't won it, it means Man Utd haven't won 18 then...can't have it both ways.
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So if Liverpool haven't won the title, then what the hell was that sport they were playing before 1992?
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Juventino wrote:So if Liverpool haven't won the title, then what the hell was that sport they were playing before 1992?
Shhh logic isn't wanted here. :lol:
haywood djablowme wrote: I believe Arsenal have improved more than the Poo! (we are only 5 pts behind you)
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the thread should be,

liverpool an its fans are a joke
not liverpool jokes,

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TGJ wrote:the thread should be,

liverpool an its fans are a joke
not liverpool jokes,

scums of the earth!!!

fkkkkkkkkknnnnnn retard ferrals
Are you a Liverpool fan now TGJ?
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crue head wrote:
TGJ wrote:the thread should be,

liverpool an its fans are a joke
not liverpool jokes,

scums of the earth!!!

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Are you a Liverpool fan now TGJ?
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I'd be interested to know as to why they chose to support Liverpool in the first place.

WHy did you start supporting Man U?

Perhaps because they were winning and decided to jump on the wagon??

19 other teams in the premiership, and you decided to go for Man U. How convenient.

And then you have the audacity to write in your signature that Liverpool and Victory have plastic fans?

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crue head wrote:I'd be interested to know as to why they chose to support Liverpool in the first place.

WHy did you start supporting Man U?

Perhaps because they were winning and decided to jump on the wagon??

19 other teams in the premiership, and you decided to go for Man U. How convenient.

And then you have the audacity to write in your signature that Liverpool and Victory have plastic fans?

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And what a coincidence - at that time Man U won the league.
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TGJ, Liverpool Fans are scum of the earth :roll: You are a first class :clown: An A grade Touvlo. Go and study what Liverpool has achieved in it's History pal, then speak..... You retard! :lol:
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Horto Magiko wrote:TGJ, Liverpool Fans are scum of the earth :roll: You are a first class :clown: An A grade Touvlo. Go and study what Liverpool has achieved in it's History pal, then speak..... You retard! :lol:
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explain it - i really am interested why.

Is it because you have a long hatred of Liverpool, for what, six, seven years? :lol:
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crue head wrote:explain it - i really am interested why.

Is it because you have a long hatred of Liverpool, for what, six, seven years? :lol:
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liverwhoooooooo???????



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ps, I dont know whats sadder.....Liverpoooool NOT MAKING the champs league final, or the livescum supporters bagging MAN U for making the final!
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In Europe last five years

Liverpool

2 Finals (1 win)

Man Utd

2 Finals (1 win)

Diegom your point being..........
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e-football wrote:In Europe last five years

Liverpool

2 Finals (1 win)

Man Utd

2 Finals (1 win)

Diegom your point being..........


this year liverpooool????????????



EXACTLY!
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diegom, if Napoli were to meet Manchester United in a champions league match - who would you be supporting?
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crue head wrote:diegom, if Napoli were to meet Manchester United in a champions league match - who would you be supporting?


I AM NOT EVEN GOIN TO WASTE MY TIME ANSWERING THAT ONE.
Considering U LOVE TO FOLLOW MY POSTS, U SHOULD KNOW THE ANSWER!





ps, the DAY NAPOLI MEETS MAN U in a champs league match, cheeeeesey will have had sex wit someone other than a relative or a hooooker!
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