Ashes 2023

[Cooper]

GIAE has called Stuart Broad a cheat before

And?

[God is an Englishman]

Any proof of that?

Your extreme bias against Australia

Any proof of that?

Every anti Australian post you have ever made.

Just one example, come on - this should be an easy one seeing I have "extreme bias".

I gave you many examples. You like it or not not my problem.

Not even you can believe that to be true.

Everyone knows you're lying.

[Cooper]

Your extreme bias against Australia

Any proof of that?

Every anti Australian post you have ever made.

Just one example, come on - this should be an easy one seeing I have "extreme bias".

I gave you many examples. You like it or not not my problem.

Not even you can believe that to be true.

Everyone knows you're lying.

How am I lying? How does everyone know that I'm apparently lying?

[God is an Englishman]

Any proof of that?

Every anti Australian post you have ever made.

Just one example, come on - this should be an easy one seeing I have "extreme bias".

I gave you many examples. You like it or not not my problem.

Not even you can believe that to be true.

Everyone knows you're lying.

How am I lying? How does everyone know that I'm apparently lying?

Simply because you haven't given an example, you know you haven't given an example and everyone can see you haven't given an example.

Seriously, you need to start putting in more effort here. You weren't on my level to begin with but now I'm even questioning if you're worthy of my time to educate you.

[Cooper]

Every anti Australian post you have ever made.

Just one example, come on - this should be an easy one seeing I have "extreme bias".

I gave you many examples. You like it or not not my problem.

Not even you can believe that to be true.

Everyone knows you're lying.

How am I lying? How does everyone know that I'm apparently lying?

Simply because you haven't given an example, you know you haven't given an example and everyone can see you haven't given an example.

Seriously, you need to start putting in more effort here. You weren't on my level to begin with but now I'm even questioning if you're worthy of my time to educate you.

Hahaha no one could possibly be on a level as low as you.

Why would i put more effort in when close to zero effort is required to beat you just like everyone else does.

When have you ever educated anyone?

[God is an Englishman]

Just one example, come on - this should be an easy one seeing I have "extreme bias".

I gave you many examples. You like it or not not my problem.

Not even you can believe that to be true.

Everyone knows you're lying.

How am I lying? How does everyone know that I'm apparently lying?

Simply because you haven't given an example, you know you haven't given an example and everyone can see you haven't given an example.

Seriously, you need to start putting in more effort here. You weren't on my level to begin with but now I'm even questioning if you're worthy of my time to educate you.

Hahaha no one could possibly be on a level as low as you.

Why would i put more effort in when close to zero effort is required to beat you just like everyone else does.

When have you ever educated anyone?

Well I've educated you right here that I don't have extreme bias.

See how easy it to answer a question and give an example.

You're welcome

[Cooper]

I gave you many examples. You like it or not not my problem.

Not even you can believe that to be true.

Everyone knows you're lying.

How am I lying? How does everyone know that I'm apparently lying?

Simply because you haven't given an example, you know you haven't given an example and everyone can see you haven't given an example.

Seriously, you need to start putting in more effort here. You weren't on my level to begin with but now I'm even questioning if you're worthy of my time to educate you.

Hahaha no one could possibly be on a level as low as you.

Why would i put more effort in when close to zero effort is required to beat you just like everyone else does.

When have you ever educated anyone?

Well I've educated you right here that I don't have extreme bias.

See how easy it to answer a question and give an example.

You're welcome

And where exactly have you educated me? I see nothing of the sort.

[God is an Englishman]

Not even you can believe that to be true.

Everyone knows you're lying.

How am I lying? How does everyone know that I'm apparently lying?

Simply because you haven't given an example, you know you haven't given an example and everyone can see you haven't given an example.

Seriously, you need to start putting in more effort here. You weren't on my level to begin with but now I'm even questioning if you're worthy of my time to educate you.

Hahaha no one could possibly be on a level as low as you.

Why would i put more effort in when close to zero effort is required to beat you just like everyone else does.

When have you ever educated anyone?

Well I've educated you right here that I don't have extreme bias.

See how easy it to answer a question and give an example.

You're welcome

And where exactly have you educated me? I see nothing of the sort.

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

[Cooper]

How am I lying? How does everyone know that I'm apparently lying?

Simply because you haven't given an example, you know you haven't given an example and everyone can see you haven't given an example.

Seriously, you need to start putting in more effort here. You weren't on my level to begin with but now I'm even questioning if you're worthy of my time to educate you.

Hahaha no one could possibly be on a level as low as you.

Why would i put more effort in when close to zero effort is required to beat you just like everyone else does.

When have you ever educated anyone?

Well I've educated you right here that I don't have extreme bias.

See how easy it to answer a question and give an example.

You're welcome

And where exactly have you educated me? I see nothing of the sort.

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

way to deflect

[God is an Englishman]

Simply because you haven't given an example, you know you haven't given an example and everyone can see you haven't given an example.

Seriously, you need to start putting in more effort here. You weren't on my level to begin with but now I'm even questioning if you're worthy of my time to educate you.

Hahaha no one could possibly be on a level as low as you.

Why would i put more effort in when close to zero effort is required to beat you just like everyone else does.

When have you ever educated anyone?

Well I've educated you right here that I don't have extreme bias.

See how easy it to answer a question and give an example.

You're welcome

And where exactly have you educated me? I see nothing of the sort.

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

way to deflect

Deflect. You asked the question. I answered it.

[God is an Englishman]

Come on then aussies. Defend those 2 claimed catches.

Same old aussie, always cheating.

[Frank Costanza]

Come on then aussies. Defend those 2 claimed catches.

Same old aussie, always cheating.

The Marnus one I have no issue with - my belief is he did it to force the umpires to review it. He probably knew he didn't catch it clean but wanted to have it reviewed. Can understand your view of him 'cheating' but he's allowed to have the umpire review it thoroughly.

The Boland one was hilarious - how the umpires missed that I have no idea

[Cooper]

Hahaha no one could possibly be on a level as low as you.

Why would i put more effort in when close to zero effort is required to beat you just like everyone else does.

When have you ever educated anyone?

Well I've educated you right here that I don't have extreme bias.

See how easy it to answer a question and give an example.

You're welcome

And where exactly have you educated me? I see nothing of the sort.

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

way to deflect

Deflect. You asked the question. I answered it.

No example can be given of something that hasn't happened.

So where exactly have you educated me?

[MegaBonus]

by God is an Englishman » Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:55 am

Come on then aussies. Defend those 2 claimed catches.

funny that....ive just read 2 articles (1 from the BBC and the other from the Guardian) and neither mention anything.

makes you wonder if POMS in Australia are bigger whingers than the ones back at home.

Nevertheless, England favoured to win. Aussies have never had 'control' of the game and have been forced to play reactive cricket.

[Cooper]

by God is an Englishman » Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:55 am

Come on then aussies. Defend those 2 claimed catches.

funny that....ive just read 2 articles (1 from the BBC and the other from the Guardian) and neither mention anything.

makes you wonder if POMS in Australia are bigger whingers than the ones back at home.

Nevertheless, England favoured to win. Aussies have never had 'control' of the game and have been forced to play reactive cricket.

It can definitely go either way at this point although currently there is a slight advantage to england. Hopefully we can bring home the win on the last day and pull it off.

[Bomber]

by God is an Englishman » Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:55 am

Come on then aussies. Defend those 2 claimed catches.

funny that....ive just read 2 articles (1 from the BBC and the other from the Guardian) and neither mention anything.

makes you wonder if POMS in Australia are bigger whingers than the ones back at home.

Nevertheless, England favoured to win. Aussies have never had 'control' of the game and have been forced to play reactive cricket.

It can definitely go either way at this point although currently there is a slight advantage to england. Hopefully we can bring home the win on the last day and pull it off.

With Smith and Labuschagne gone, I think advantage england too. I mean, how often can Khwaja, Head & Carey rescue Australia each time? From the little I have seen, at least it's been a good test match.

[God is an Englishman]

Well I've educated you right here that I don't have extreme bias.

See how easy it to answer a question and give an example.

You're welcome

And where exactly have you educated me? I see nothing of the sort.

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

way to deflect

Deflect. You asked the question. I answered it.

No example can be given of something that hasn't happened.

So where exactly have you educated me?

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

[God is an Englishman]

by God is an Englishman » Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:55 am

Come on then aussies. Defend those 2 claimed catches.

funny that....ive just read 2 articles (1 from the BBC and the other from the Guardian) and neither mention anything.

makes you wonder if POMS in Australia are bigger whingers than the ones back at home.

Nevertheless, England favoured to win. Aussies have never had 'control' of the game and have been forced to play reactive cricket.

It's a whinge to ask someone's opinion now.

Why is it that you aussies are so good at whingeing yet don't know what it is?

[Cooper]

by God is an Englishman » Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:55 am

Come on then aussies. Defend those 2 claimed catches.

funny that....ive just read 2 articles (1 from the BBC and the other from the Guardian) and neither mention anything.

makes you wonder if POMS in Australia are bigger whingers than the ones back at home.

Nevertheless, England favoured to win. Aussies have never had 'control' of the game and have been forced to play reactive cricket.

It can definitely go either way at this point although currently there is a slight advantage to england. Hopefully we can bring home the win on the last day and pull it off.

With Smith and Labuschagne gone, I think advantage england too. I mean, how often can Khwaja, Head & Carey rescue Australia each time? From the little I have seen, at least it's been a good test match.

Yeah, very true those 3 can definitely pull it off for us and lets hope they do.

[Cooper]

And where exactly have you educated me? I see nothing of the sort.

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

way to deflect

Deflect. You asked the question. I answered it.

No example can be given of something that hasn't happened.

So where exactly have you educated me?

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

Keep up the comedy champ.

[God is an Englishman]

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

way to deflect

Deflect. You asked the question. I answered it.

No example can be given of something that hasn't happened.

So where exactly have you educated me?

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

Keep up the comedy champ.

Keep running away runner up.

[MegaBonus]

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

if your mission is to 'educate' and you subsequently dont achieve it.....does that make you a failure?

back to the cricket......what was Stokes doing rubbing the ball on his back under his playing shirt with the ball out of view????

[God is an Englishman]

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

if your mission is to 'educate' and you subsequently dont achieve it.....does that make you a failure?

back to the cricket......what was Stokes doing rubbing the ball on his back under his playing shirt with the ball out of view????

Using the sweat from his back to shine the ball I would suspect.

I guess that would be a failure. Let me know if it happens.

What were your thoughts on your south african claiming a catch that clearly never was?

[Cooper]

way to deflect

Deflect. You asked the question. I answered it.

No example can be given of something that hasn't happened.

So where exactly have you educated me?

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

Keep up the comedy champ.

Keep running away runner up.

champ
n. anyone who is severely deluded about their ability to do something well or effectively. an annoying twit.

[God is an Englishman]

Deflect. You asked the question. I answered it.

No example can be given of something that hasn't happened.

So where exactly have you educated me?

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

Keep up the comedy champ.

Keep running away runner up.

champ
n. anyone who is severely deluded about their ability to do something well or effectively. an annoying twit.

Runner up - the person who came 2nd to the champ.

[Cooper]

No example can be given of something that hasn't happened.

So where exactly have you educated me?

If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.

Keep up the comedy champ.

Keep running away runner up.

champ
n. anyone who is severely deluded about their ability to do something well or effectively. an annoying twit.

Runner up - the person who came 2nd to the champ.

Happy to not be the most deluded one in here thanks.

[MegaBonus]

Unread post by God is an Englishman » Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:44 am

MegaBonus wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:38 am
If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.
if your mission is to 'educate' and you subsequently dont achieve it.....does that make you a failure?

back to the cricket......what was Stokes doing rubbing the ball on his back under his playing shirt with the ball out of view????

Using the sweat from his back to shine the ball I would suspect.

I guess that would be a failure. Let me know if it happens.

What were your thoughts on your south african claiming a catch that clearly never was?

1 - didnt answer first question
2 - Maybe he had deep heat on his back......maybe he had sandpaper taped to his back....why would you hide the ball from full view???

[God is an Englishman]

Unread post by God is an Englishman » Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:44 am

MegaBonus wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:38 am
If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.
if your mission is to 'educate' and you subsequently dont achieve it.....does that make you a failure?

back to the cricket......what was Stokes doing rubbing the ball on his back under his playing shirt with the ball out of view????

Using the sweat from his back to shine the ball I would suspect.

I guess that would be a failure. Let me know if it happens.

What were your thoughts on your south african claiming a catch that clearly never was?

1 - didnt answer first question
2 - Maybe he had deep heat on his back......maybe he had sandpaper taped to his back....why would you hide the ball from full view???

Are you suggesting I haven't answered a question. If so, you will have to elaborate on that.

Maybe he did, probably didn't though.


Why hide it? Haven't seen it. Did he just put the ball up his shirt to wipe it on his back?

[Just Dave now]

Unread post by God is an Englishman » Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:44 am

MegaBonus wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:38 am
If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.
if your mission is to 'educate' and you subsequently dont achieve it.....does that make you a failure?

back to the cricket......what was Stokes doing rubbing the ball on his back under his playing shirt with the ball out of view????

Using the sweat from his back to shine the ball I would suspect.

I guess that would be a failure. Let me know if it happens.

What were your thoughts on your south african claiming a catch that clearly never was?

1 - didnt answer first question
2 - Maybe he had deep heat on his back......maybe he had sandpaper taped to his back....why would you hide the ball from full view???

Are you suggesting I haven't answered a question. If so, you will have to elaborate on that.

Maybe he did, probably didn't though.


Why hide it? Haven't seen it. Did he just put the ball up his shirt to wipe it on his back?

funny how you never see anything when england may have done something dodgy but the first to jump up and down if australia does anything .

[God is an Englishman]

Unread post by God is an Englishman » Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:44 am

MegaBonus wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:38 am
If you think you weren't educated, give an example then. Come on Del.
if your mission is to 'educate' and you subsequently dont achieve it.....does that make you a failure?

back to the cricket......what was Stokes doing rubbing the ball on his back under his playing shirt with the ball out of view????

Using the sweat from his back to shine the ball I would suspect.

I guess that would be a failure. Let me know if it happens.

What were your thoughts on your south african claiming a catch that clearly never was?

1 - didnt answer first question
2 - Maybe he had deep heat on his back......maybe he had sandpaper taped to his back....why would you hide the ball from full view???

Are you suggesting I haven't answered a question. If so, you will have to elaborate on that.

Maybe he did, probably didn't though.


Why hide it? Haven't seen it. Did he just put the ball up his shirt to wipe it on his back?

funny how you never see anything when england may have done something dodgy but the first to jump up and down if australia does anything .

Dodgy? From the report above, he rubbed the ball on his back. Nothing wrong with that

I watched the full day yesterday and missed this as it clearly is nothing.