Commentator One Liners

[swannsong]

Commentator..."What a day for Adelaide...Champagne at the footy...Caviar at the Races."

[Βόρειας Κύπρου]

Champagne at the footy...

Lots of cunts at the football.

[Wraith]

Commetti classic on Cousins' come back game at the Eagles;

Ben Cousins has now left the field - no doubt to get some ice.

[Bomber]

Oldie but a goodie from Ted Lowe at the snooker:

"For the benefit of those with black and white tv, the pink is sitting just behind the yellow"

[Red-4-Life]

Delicious

[swannsong]

Kuntz - John Motson

[Ernie Cooksey]

I've heard a few goodies on the cricket; Thommo somewhere in England, Jeez it's fuckin pissin down is one I remember, but Ron Atkinson takes the cake for me, I know I've said it before, but my jaw hit the floor that night.