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I'll start as I'm obviously white (take note Suarez) :wink:

Pawn to e4
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prawn to e6
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Knight to c3
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Princess to B27 :wink:
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swannsong wrote:Princess to B27 :wink:
We're trying to have a serious game here. Bit of "shoosh" please.
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knight to e9
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God is an Englishman wrote:knight to e9

:?

e9??? Try again.
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Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:knight to e9

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e9??? Try again.

my board has an e9, are you not playing with the standard 18x18 board used by all the best russian chess experts who are drunk on vodka when playing?

Oh ok then e6
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God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:knight to e9

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e9??? Try again.

my board has an e9, are you not playing with the standard 18x18 board used by all the best russian chess experts who are drunk on vodka when playing?

Oh ok then e6
Your pawn (or prawn) is already on e6. I'll give you one more go otherwise I will find someone who knows how to play properly. Any pissed Ruskies around here?
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Bomber wrote:Your pawn (or prawn) is already on e6. I'll give you one more go otherwise I will find someone who knows how to play properly. Any pissed Ruskies around here?

what are you the chess police!

Well the my knight take my pawn.

OH c6
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Pawn a4
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Shit! You've sank my battleship.
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Checkmate!

I WIN! :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bomber wrote:Checkmate!

I WIN! :D

i still have my aircraft carrier left.
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God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:Checkmate!

I WIN! :D

i still have my aircraft carrier left.
My castle just fell on it. Must have been built by jews.
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Go directly to jail. Do not collect $200.
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Wayne Rooney's Elbow wrote:Go directly to jail. Do not collect $200.
I have a get out of jail free card. Will use it thanks. Your turn
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What a waste, after rolling a double 0 against Sturt.
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Do you wear glasses?
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No

Do you have any facial hair?
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No, I removed it to win second prize in a beauty competition.
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Was that by chance or did you discover a left over bristle on your community chest?
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This reminds me of the joke about the aboriginal monopoly board...
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This reminds me of the joke about the aboriginal monopoly board...
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Ciudad Juarez wrote:This reminds me of the joke about the aboriginal monopoly board...
Best not go there - marado will brand you a racist.

Is it something to do with "go to jail" spots?
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Right foot to red. Your spin.
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Left butt cheek to yellow. Yours :arrow:
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I'll give you trouble!
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Six at last!
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