Hey Driller..... Just to let you know, I'm coming down Thursday night to tell you personally I'm playing on Sunday. I wont be asking..... I'll be telling. Then, when I win the cup single handedly I'm taking it with me and keeping it forever. I deserve it, for I am Longbomb. Know this all ...

I am going to crush you. I am football. On the eighth day god created football. On the ninth day he created longbomb. When I go to the toilet I even s hit little footballs. My trademark moves will hypnotise you. You will kneel before me and you will know my name is Longbomb. This is my face when ...

Prepare to be bitchslpped into submission. I have been working on two new moves. The first I call the dominator. This is impossible to defend against, although it is nothing compared to the other. This is called the guava-picker. I am going to rip it up. Prepare to bend at the knee under my ...

Fear not Sir West of Beach. I am on the way back.

I've made a full recovery from my freak paperclip accident and I'm raring to go.

I'll show these div 1 show ponies the meaning of the word dominated!

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. SexPanther Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:38 pm Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe the question on everybody's mind is the ...

No you didn't!!

No I didn't!

Sorry lads, I will be out of the final due to a nasty masterbation accident last night. I was having a pull while watching a Ronaldinho DVD and my little brother walked in. This gave me a fright and somehow I fell backwards off my chair and severely poked my eye with my tadger. I just got out of ...

If anyone is interested I will be running a school of soccer during the summer. I will teach you tricks you couldn't even comprehend. All sorts of flicks, drag-backs and stuff. The cost is one can of redbull and one mars bar per session. Get your names in quick before the class is full. Onthepiss is ...

I am the resurrection and I am the light. Follow me and you will be rewarded greatly. You will see my might against the ones they call the wanderers. I shall smite them with furious power and skill. I will doeth my flickeths till there eyes doth bleed. Then, the one they call nico. I shall know him ...

Beach_Driller Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:18 am Post subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jez...You raptors guys have me worried! We may have to unleash the LongBomb on you..TTG had a few pops earlier this season and got totally outplayed by the ...

I don't know about a pumpkin. I think his bum is more of a peach

Very funny grouse. We'll see who laughs last. Watch your back at training. In fact everyone better watch there back.

I've got a list and it's very long. Chenko and harryhandsome are at the top. Your up there too grouse!

Thanks for the support you guys. All I want to do is play football. It is my life. I thought I was doing good after last week and then I'm dropped again and what happens? The A's lose. I know I could have won that game for us. If I can't play then what's the point of me having legs? Sometimes I have ...