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MEN IN TIGHTS????

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Seems to be a rising trend these days to see fellow players.....men.....some with facial hair........some without......some sporting six a pack........others kegs........wearing tights, tights i say.
now i may be old fashioned and old school but......well.......yeeeehaaaaa.....broke back mountain.......back in my day you had to scrape the snow off the horse paddock before the game...and not a pair of tights to be seen.
i know times there are a changing.

whatever next......gloves aswell perhaps????????
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mackem in blue u r gay

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Bulldog i'm with you :roll:

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i'm a sh*t player too but i dont wear them, but i did get the flu :cry:

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mackem in blue wrote: biomechanically tested compression garments
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i did notice one of the vista boys in long sleeves and gloves on the weekend. was told that he wears his tights to training. if you ask me, players that need to wear that stuff. arent working hard enough on the park :)

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and how comfortable i was wearing long sleeves and gloves, i pity the fools not wearing them on cold days. Theory: Whats the first thing you do when finishing a game, take your boots off. How hard is it on cold days to get the fingers moving the get the laces off. If i can take the attention away from my other team mates from the crowd to want to "try" and banta with me, then i'm happy. I can take, its all good. Onthepissagain, as i explained to you on the weekend, mum washing once a week, so my tights were still wet from training, i apologise!
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Chestnut, I think onthepiss was probably close to the mark though when he said you weren't working hard enough. You are not exactly known for working hard off the ball. However, with the amount of time you spend diving to the floor I thought the gloves might be to prevent your hands from getting dirty.

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your a funny man aren't you East 17???, i not exactly known for actually having the ball either!!!! My fitness is a key component of my game, as you would know, i like to think i know when to use it to the best benefit of myself and the team
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Tights = rose

Where are the real men?
I believe I saw Terry "Onthepissagain" Butcher on the weekend with a bandaged head after a head clash with Borat. We need more of that kind of stuff.
And get rid of those gay coloured boots you bunch of uphill gardners :D

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p00fta got replaced by rose....WTF

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I wear the gloves sometimes at training but I would'nt ever wear them or tights to play in. I think they'd be pretty unconfortable. Dont know how people can wear them to be honest.
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Tights ?

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Does anyone know the "alleged" scientific reason for wearing these things ? (Besides landing a starring role in Midsummer Nights Dream obviously !!)
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I'm man enough to admit it........... I wear gloves at most training sessions and all games. :lol:

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me, i'm a big fan of the gloves, keeps hands warm....and if you don't wash them, they stink and opposing team hate you man marking them!!!!
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Post by Olympic (Vista) Bhoy »

Chestnut wrote:me, i'm a big fan of the gloves, keeps hands warm....and if you don't wash them, they stink and opposing team hate you man marking them!!!!
I'm wearing a six strap suspender belt and fishnet stockings this week. I think the hairs on my legs poking through the fish nets are a great look. Although with my lesgs I might need whale nets.

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I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
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Post by LFTWNG11 »

Nothing wrong with the long sleeves!!! Except I just go through cheap long sleeve bonds tops instead of the skins... :lol:
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Vista_Bhoy Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject:

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Chestnut wrote:
me, i'm a big fan of the gloves, keeps hands warm....and if you don't wash them, they stink and opposing team hate you man marking them!!!!


I'm wearing a six strap suspender belt and fishnet stockings this week. I think the hairs on my legs poking through the fish nets are a great look. Although with my lesgs I might need whale nets.
Stop it vista bhoy! Your giving me a semi.

Seriously though, I think you'll prefer the all-in-one fishnet body stocking. I find that you don't get the belts digging into you during slide tackles. :P
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Post by diegom »

Skins are good for when coming back from injury, or preventing an injury re heat compression.
Training in thid fricken cold, go the tracky dacks and rain/spray jackets
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Your ALL a bunch of jessies!!!!!!!
EVERTONIANS ARE BORN, NOT MANUFACTURED. WE DO NOT CHOOSE, WE ARE CHOSEN. THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND, NEED NO EXPLANATION. THOSE WHO DONT....DONT MATTER!

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now i must be honest..
i've just joined an ameteur dramatic society
i'm the lead role in "robin hood men in tights"and i'm struggling for men....but seems there's heaps out there, if one wants a part pm me anytime.........i also like long walks along the beach and romantic evening in watching old time musicals......YOU MOB OF BATTY BOYS.
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[quote="sidopolous"]Tights = rose

Where are the real men?
I believe I saw Terry "Onthepissagain" Butcher on the weekend with a bandaged head after a head clash with Borat. We need more of that kind of stuff.
And get rid of those gay coloured boots you bunch of uphill gardners :D[/quote
funny that as we were fliying into adelaide airport sunday avro, i said to the captain to maintain our height before desending, next minute there was a loud thud on the underneath of the plane, see i says weast beach are at home today you've just hit onthepissagain. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Olympic (Vista) Bhoy »

Spellow House wrote:Your ALL a bunch of jessies!!!!!!!
Was that her name mate? :lol:

Jessie is a friend, yeah
I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her
But the point is probably mute

'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be
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Vista_Bhoy wrote:Was that her name mate? :lol:
Ha ha ha....dirty ole slappa......I mean Spellow :lol: Good work

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sidopolous wrote:
Vista_Bhoy wrote:Was that her name mate? :lol:
Ha ha ha....dirty ole slappa......I mean Spellow :lol: Good work
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BULLDOG wrote:
sidopolous wrote:Tights = rose

Where are the real men?
I believe I saw Terry "Onthepissagain" Butcher on the weekend with a bandaged head after a head clash with Borat. We need more of that kind of stuff.
And get rid of those gay coloured boots you bunch of uphill gardners :D[/quote
funny that as we were fliying into adelaide airport sunday avro, i said to the captain to maintain our height before desending, next minute there was a loud thud on the underneath of the plane, see i says weast beach are at home today you've just hit onthepissagain. :lol: :lol:

bloody low flying planes. will have to start wearing a red flashing light on my head. and no, grouse n ice. that doesnt mean im open for business :lol: . by the way bulldog, heard chestnut singing
we're men ,we're men in tights
we roam all over the forest looking for fights
we're men , we're men in tights

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Ronnie#10 wrote:I wear the gloves sometimes at training but I would'nt ever wear them or tights to play in. I think they'd be pretty unconfortable. Dont know how people can wear them to be honest.
Oh I dunno Ronnie......... a nice pair of 44 denier in Champagne or Natural can be really comfortable around the nose and they do give my complexion a bit of a compliment :wink:
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