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diegom wrote:
crue head wrote:diegom, if Napoli were to meet Manchester United in a champions league match - who would you be supporting?


I AM NOT EVEN GOIN TO WASTE MY TIME ANSWERING THAT ONE.
Considering U LOVE TO FOLLOW MY POSTS, U SHOULD KNOW THE ANSWER!





ps, the DAY NAPOLI MEETS MAN U in a champs league match, cheeeeesey will have had sex wit someone other than a relative or a hooooker!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
no really - who would u follow?

i dont know the answer
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crue head wrote:
diegom wrote:
crue head wrote:diegom, if Napoli were to meet Manchester United in a champions league match - who would you be supporting?


I AM NOT EVEN GOIN TO WASTE MY TIME ANSWERING THAT ONE.
Considering U LOVE TO FOLLOW MY POSTS, U SHOULD KNOW THE ANSWER!





ps, the DAY NAPOLI MEETS MAN U in a champs league match, cheeeeesey will have had sex wit someone other than a relative or a hooooker!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
no really - who would u follow?

i dont know the answer
Napoli, he's answered that in another thread. He just decided to jump on the Utd bandwagon as well.
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Oh really?

So therefore that classifies him as a Napoli supporter like you say Dan.

diegom go join your mate TGJ and jump on the next bandwagon.
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crue head wrote:Oh really?

So therefore that classifies him as a Napoli supporter like you say Dan.

diegom go join your mate TGJ and jump on the next bandwagon.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

U know nothing about me, so go SHIRAZ urself!
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A real joke someone once told me.

Why don't you ever run over a Liverpool supporter on a bike?

It's probably your bike! :lol:
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e-football wrote:In Europe last five years

Liverpool

2 Finals (1 win)

Man Utd

2 Finals (1 win)

Diegom your point being..........
I honestly don't know how Liverpool fans have got the nerve to gloat on here. The last trophy you won was the FA Cup in 2006. That means next season will be 4 TROPHY LESS YEARS . The fans also seem very confident about next season yet you rely so heavily on Gerrard and Torres, Mad rafa even blamed this season on their injuries. This is my one and only comment on the subject....have a good weekend everyone

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Next year = 4 trophy less years..if you know so much about the future...lottery number please?

Rafa = 1 year for Euro Glory
Ferguson = 12

And I am not gloating about anything. L

If we were a team going nowhere why would Torres sign a contract extension.......

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chelsea should be favourites next year if man united lose ronaldo

depending on coach that is ;)
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diegom wrote:
crue head wrote:Oh really?

So therefore that classifies him as a Napoli supporter like you say Dan.

diegom go join your mate TGJ and jump on the next bandwagon.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

U know nothing about me, so go SHIRAZ urself! :clown:
Hit a nerve did i?

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e-football wrote: If you or anyone says we haven't won it, it means Man Utd haven't won 18 then...can't have it both ways.
It would mean that United have won 11 Premier Leagues.
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Chelsea4thewin wrote:chelsea should be favourites next year if man united lose ronaldo

depending on coach that is ;)
Why?

Which TEAMS were above Chelsea this season
Which TEAM progressed this season
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diegom wrote:
crue head wrote:diegom, if Napoli were to meet Manchester United in a champions league match - who would you be supporting?


I AM NOT EVEN GOIN TO WASTE MY TIME ANSWERING THAT ONE.
Considering U LOVE TO FOLLOW MY POSTS, U SHOULD KNOW THE ANSWER!





ps, the DAY NAPOLI MEETS MAN U in a champs league match, cheeeeesey will have had sex wit someone other than a relative or a hooooker!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i dont consider liverpool a joke. i think they need to get rid of tubby and look for some new creative flair, but that's about it.

bring back owen!
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e-football wrote:Next year = 4 trophy less years..if you know so much about the future...lottery number please?

Rafa = 1 year for Euro Glory
Ferguson = 12

And I am not gloating about anything. L

If we were a team going nowhere why would Torres sign a contract extension.......

G'night all.
Because he was getting underpaid.
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Back to topic....





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Thy are are champions indeed, but that's not a real pic :wink: Unless they had papers a year old at the Hillsborough service.
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TOPGUN-JIMMY-AUFC wrote:the thread should be,

liverpool an its fans are a joke
not liverpool jokes,

scums of the earth!!!

fkkkkkkkkknnnnnn retard ferrals
I find this hard to swallow Jimmy given you are THE BIGGEST retard feral supporter I have seen.
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