
To all Australians, as Italians, we are sorry.
On behalf of the government of Italy, we are sorry.
On behalf of the parliament of Italy, we are sorry.
We offer you this apology without qualification!
For picking up all the Aussie chicks (stolen generation), and for turning them into Italians-we are sorry.
For having the best John Travolta hair styles, Rome sneakers and the tight jeans, we are sorry.
For having the best dance moves,(tarantella) we are sorry.
We apologise for having the best food and coffee.
For making the best sauce, we are sorry.
For having the best soccer players, we are sorry.
We apologise for owning 5 houses each and controlling the building industry.
For having the best cars and winning all the drags, we are sorry.
We apologise for having the best greetings "ey!", "whe" "ciao", and coordinating these with our hands AT the same time, so sorry
(by the way to all you business men in suits out there, when you are ending your corporate calls on your fancy mobile phones? Remember!!!! Ciao is an Italian word) - sorry!
We apologise for building roads that last, bridges that last, buildings that last, we are sorry
We apologise for having the best fashion sense, truly sorry.
We apologise for being the most romantic and for being the best lovers, and for having many lovers, we are sorry !
We apologise for making home made food that you pay a fortune for, we are sorry!
We apologise for manufacturing the best leather lounges that you Aussies do not protect with plastic - so so sorry
We apologise for having great skin and hardly ever burning in the great Aussie sun
SO SORRY…………….. SCUSA……………VAFFUNCULO!