Football Chants

ComeOnYouBlues · Post by **ComeOnYouBlues** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:05 pm

Best football chants you have heard about players or clubs?

ComeOnYouBlues · Post by **ComeOnYouBlues** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:07 pm

Finidi Wooahh
Finidi wooahh
He comes from Africa,
He drives a big tractor

(Finidi George Ex Ipswich player)

I'd rather be a farmer than a thief
rather be a farmer than a thief
I'd rather be a farmer
rather be a farmer
I'd rather be a farmer than a thief

(sung to Liverpool)

MG&Son · Post by **MG&Son** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:34 pm

When i was just a little kid,

I asked my Mother,

What should i be?

Should i be Norwich? Should i be Ipswich?

Heres what she said to me....

Wash your mouth out son,

And get ya Fathers gun,

And shoot the Ipswich scum,

Shoot the Ipswich scum.

pires7 · Post by **pires7** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:35 pm

Lasagne wooooooah,
lasagne wooooooooah,
it had us all in fits,
when tottenham had the sh*ts!

ComeOnYouBlues · Post by **ComeOnYouBlues** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:36 pm

Mighty Ger & Son wrote:When i was just a little kid,

I asked my Mother,

What should i be?

Should i be Norwich? Should i be Ipswich?

Heres what she said to me....

Wash your mouth out son,

And get ya Fathers gun,

And shoot the Ipswich scum,

Shoot the Ipswich scum.

did u search that song or just change the words of a celtic one?

one word for you

DARCHEVILLE!

Hawkesy · Post by **Hawkesy** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:43 pm

There's only one Arsene Wenger
Only one arsene wenger
With a packet of sweets
and a cheeky smile
arsene is a fucking paedophile

Blue is the colour
Football is the game
Poor old Matthew Harding
He should've caught the train

Chim Chimeny
Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Chenoo
We hate those bastards
in claret and blue

ComeOnYouBlues · Post by **ComeOnYouBlues** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:49 pm

You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy on giro day.
Your Mum's out stealing,
Your Dad's drug dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.

Hawkesy · Post by **Hawkesy** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:54 pm

sign on
sign on
with a pen in your hand
coz you'll never get a job
YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB!!

Facts and Stats · Post by **Facts and Stats** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:03 pm

careless hands - KOP to Gary Sprake

Nobody likes him
he don't care
Hawksey....

Hawkesy · Post by **Hawkesy** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:22 pm

Park Park
Wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
Could be worse
You could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house.

Thryle 7 · Post by **Thryle 7** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:37 pm

Και γαμιστε ξανα τους πελατες
Που οι οπαδοι ειναι ολοι οριβατες
Και γαμιστε ξανα τους πελατες
Που γνοριζουμε μοναχα απο τις πλατες
Ειναι λαγοι και hooligan τον spray
Μα κατα βαθος ειναι ολοι gay
Βαλτε μυαλο στην πρασινη πουτανα,
Γαμιστε τους, το σπιτι και την μανα

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Αριχι μινια και αρχι χρονια
Βαρδινογιαννη πουσταρα
Και μες, και μες τι λεωφορο
Θα σας σκις θα σας σκισουμε το γκολο
Αγιος βασιλης ερχεται
Μουνοπανα θα τρεχουνε
Σâ€™αγιους, σâ€™αγιους και γλυφαδα
Ξυλο σο,ξυλο σâ€™ολυ την ελλαδα

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Θρηλε μου η ζωη
Δεν Ξερω τι θα πει
Μονο εσενα εγω
Εχω στο μυαλο
Οπου παιζεις εσει
Θα με και εγω μαζει
Να σου τραγουδω
Ποσο σâ€™αγαπω
Οοοοο, οοοοο,οοοοο
Γαμω το βαζελο

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Το σπιτι μου το αφισα,
την γκομενα παρατισα,
και ηρθα δω,
για να σου πο
θρηλε μου ποσο σ' αγαπω
θρηλε μου ποσο σ' αγαπω

these are for the greeks on the forum see if they understand this

FerrariTifosi27 · Post by **FerrariTifosi27** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:41 pm

Forza Milan! Forza Milan!
Milan Campione! Milan Campione!
Forza Milan il Milan ole!
Forza Milan il Milan ole!
Forza Milan! Forza Milan!
Vinci per noi! Vinci per noi!
Forza Milan la sua con te!
Forza Milan la sua con te!
ole ole ole ole! Forza Milan!
ole ole ole ole ole ole!

delfino_1936 · Post by **delfino_1936** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:26 am

pires7 wrote:Lasagne wooooooah,
lasagne wooooooooah,
it had us all in fits,
when tottenham had the sh*ts!

we laughed ourselves to bits*

when tottenham got the shits*

diegom · Post by **diegom** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:17 pm

We hate U cos ur a scouser!
We hate U cos ur a scouser!

Asssssssnal is Shyte
Asssssssnal is Shyte

Liverwhooooooo
Liverwhooooooo

TDGv2 · Post by **TDGv2** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:28 pm

Chim Chimminy
Chim Chimminy
Chim Chim Cheroo
Nayim from 50
Beletti from 2

And sung to Sol Campbell against Portsmouth on the weekend:

You're only there for the Sailors
You're only there for the Sailors

ComeOnYouBlues · Post by **ComeOnYouBlues** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:41 pm

TDGv2 wrote:Chim Chimminy
Chim Chimminy
Chim Chim Cheroo
Nayim from 50
Beletti from 2

And sung to Sol Campbell against Portsmouth on the weekend:

You're only there for the Sailors
You're only there for the Sailors

quality

ComeOnYouBlues · Post by **ComeOnYouBlues** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:50 pm

Chelsea sung to Norwich when they were in the premiership

We've got Abramovich
You've got a drunken B*tch

Norwich reply

We've got a super cook,
you've got a Russian crook

ComeOnYouBlues · Post by **ComeOnYouBlues** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:54 pm

He drinks, he drives,
He spits in people eyes,
El Hadji Diouf, El Hadji Diouf

TDGv2 · Post by **TDGv2** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:04 pm

When your sitting in Row Zed
And the ball hits your head
That's Zamora

Hawkesy · Post by **Hawkesy** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:23 pm

Warning - some of these will offend but then I don't care. Don't read them if you're easily offended.

Millwall to Gillingham
The wheels on your house
go round and round
round and round

You all live in a yellow caravan
a yellow caravan
a yellow caravan

Millwall to palace
The wheels on the bus
go round and round
round and round
round and round
the wheels on the bus
go round and round
over palace bastards

Millwall to Liverpool (after they started taunting about Millwall fans dying in Budapest)
All dies at Hillsborough
You should have all died at Hillsborough

Leicester to Arsenal
Who let the frogs out?? OOH OOH!!

Viera Ohh ohh ohh
Wiera ohh ohh ohhh
He comes from senegal
His dad's a canniball

Tim Timenee
Time Timenne
Tim Tim Tenoo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says fuck you

Heh! Scousers
I wanna know ohh ohh
Where's my video

Thryle 7 · Post by **Thryle 7** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:05 pm

after viera gave giggs the ball and he slotted home

viera ohhh
viera ohhh
he gave giggsy the ball
and arsenal won f*** all

delfino_1936 · Post by **delfino_1936** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:20 pm

Heeeeey hey Yido's
Yid....Scum...
I wanna know
Where your captains gone.

Double, double, double

Sol Campbell has won the double

And the c*nts down the Lane

Have won f*ck all again

And Sol Campbell has won the double

ComeOnYouBlues · Post by **ComeOnYouBlues** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:33 pm

(to the tune of 'Cos I Got High' - Afroman)
He's Out the England squad and we know why
'Cos Rio got high
Rio got high
Rio got high
la-la-la la la-la

King Ledley · Post by **King Ledley** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:48 pm

Rigoni 10 wrote:
pires7 wrote:Lasagne wooooooah,
lasagne wooooooooah,
it had us all in fits,
when tottenham had the sh*ts!
we laughed ourselves to bits*

when tottenham got the shits*

nar nar, you were having fits the scum were having fits

delfino_1936 · Post by **delfino_1936** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:51 pm

Berbatov wrote:
Rigoni 10 wrote:
pires7 wrote:Lasagne wooooooah,
lasagne wooooooooah,
it had us all in fits,
when tottenham had the sh*ts!
we laughed ourselves to bits*

when tottenham got the shits*
nar nar, you were having fits the scum were having fits

it pretty much means the same with thing you yid bastard

pires7 · Post by **pires7** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:38 pm

Rigoni 10 wrote:
Berbatov wrote:
Rigoni 10 wrote:
pires7 wrote:Lasagne wooooooah,
lasagne wooooooooah,
it had us all in fits,
when tottenham had the sh*ts!
we laughed ourselves to bits*

when tottenham got the shits*
nar nar, you were having fits the scum were having fits
it pretty much means the same with thing you yid bastard

ComeOnYouBlues · Post by **ComeOnYouBlues** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:50 pm

Chants about Korean players and there food

He'll shoot, he'll score,
he'll eat your Labrador,
Seol Ki-Hyeon
Seol Ki-Hyeon

Mourinho are you listening,
We know your dog went missing,
We heard him bark,
And gave him to Park,
Eating in a stir fry wonderland

Jono82 · Post by **Jono82** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:45 am

diegom wrote:We hate U cos ur a scouser!
We hate U cos ur a scouser!

I remember (was it 2 years ago) Man U fans singing that to Liverpool fans...

The pool fans responed with

Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney!

Funnily enough, the Man U fans stopped!

Jono82 · Post by **Jono82** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:50 am

Timmy! Timmy!
Timmy the Blue Socceroo!

(to the tune of Skippy the bush Kangaroo)

thesoupnazi · Post by **thesoupnazi** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:40 pm

eh eh chi non salta un franchese eh eh