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mackem in blue wrote:
**NERAZZURRI** wrote:we will be honest here and say that every pitch in the amatuer division is sh*t (barring teams who play on federation teams grounds), u's are talking like ur pitch at west beach is old trafford with underground heating, good drainage, lush green grass with a nice soft soil underneath and our pitch resembes a similar surface to the moon, seriously are u's all for f*uking real, ill break the news to u that ur ground too is cabernet just as everyone's is, its hard as a rock and there is no good grass coverage too, who gives a f*k if ur pitch has seven bumps per sqaure metre and ours has 9 bumps per sqaure metre, reality is tossers that that they are sh*t and that all 11 players players on each team play on the same surface so get over it and stop crying about it and trying to put our club down cause they are doing well, just cause u's cant get out of div 2 dont blame us cause we are doing well.
next is the changerooms, how long do u spend in the changerooms, what 15 minutes so who gives a sh*t, just cause the changerooms in the amatuer league look better than ur house dont go getting upset, we are sorry if u dont like them we can get backyard blitz to come and give them a makeover, who gives a f*k u spend 10 minutes of ur season in our changerooms, i think u's and everyone else for that matter will be alright if they arent carpeted, chandiliers hanging from the ceiling and that guy who dries and refreshes ur hands after u have been to the toilet waiting for u. and to think its teams like u's who have a go at teams like ours for being to pretty and putting gel in our hair and all those other wog comments and u's are winging about the changerooms, get over it princesses ur changerooms are small, poorly lit, with crappy seats and one filthy shower, wether ur changeroom is sh*t or very sh*t the common theme is the word sh*t all changerooms are cabernet in the amatuer league.
amatuer soccer is about AMATUERS (A person who engages in an art, science, study, or athletic activity as a pastime rather than as a profession) who play soccer for fun, so shut ur gay mouth and play soccer not comment on the interior decorations of peoples changerooms u po*fs .
and i really dont think anyone in div 1 cares about the standard of changerooms just quietly, what next r westbeach gonna make everyone manacure and shave their balls as well as fix their changerooms too before they go and play div 1.??
nerazzurri, are you going to cry?
your ground and facilities are sh ite and everyone on here knows it, get over it. and just so you know the the player who put that sh ite on the wall after our game didnt start the following week. just thought id let you know. as for all grounds being sh ite that is utter crap, played on beaches ground this year and it was like playing on hindmarsh. granted it was the start of the year it was shiraz beautiful. oh and err if you dont know who onthepiss is i can assure you that you should be sh itting your pants :wink: :wink:

GOODLUCK BEACH BOYS.
if you knew who NERAZZURI was you would be shitting your pants... hes from Inglewood, Inglewood always up to no good!
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LFTWNG11 wrote:
mackem in blue wrote:
**NERAZZURRI** wrote:we will be honest here and say that every pitch in the amatuer division is sh*t (barring teams who play on federation teams grounds), u's are talking like ur pitch at west beach is old trafford with underground heating, good drainage, lush green grass with a nice soft soil underneath and our pitch resembes a similar surface to the moon, seriously are u's all for f*uking real, ill break the news to u that ur ground too is cabernet just as everyone's is, its hard as a rock and there is no good grass coverage too, who gives a f*k if ur pitch has seven bumps per sqaure metre and ours has 9 bumps per sqaure metre, reality is tossers that that they are sh*t and that all 11 players players on each team play on the same surface so get over it and stop crying about it and trying to put our club down cause they are doing well, just cause u's cant get out of div 2 dont blame us cause we are doing well.
next is the changerooms, how long do u spend in the changerooms, what 15 minutes so who gives a sh*t, just cause the changerooms in the amatuer league look better than ur house dont go getting upset, we are sorry if u dont like them we can get backyard blitz to come and give them a makeover, who gives a f*k u spend 10 minutes of ur season in our changerooms, i think u's and everyone else for that matter will be alright if they arent carpeted, chandiliers hanging from the ceiling and that guy who dries and refreshes ur hands after u have been to the toilet waiting for u. and to think its teams like u's who have a go at teams like ours for being to pretty and putting gel in our hair and all those other wog comments and u's are winging about the changerooms, get over it princesses ur changerooms are small, poorly lit, with crappy seats and one filthy shower, wether ur changeroom is sh*t or very sh*t the common theme is the word sh*t all changerooms are cabernet in the amatuer league.
amatuer soccer is about AMATUERS (A person who engages in an art, science, study, or athletic activity as a pastime rather than as a profession) who play soccer for fun, so shut ur gay mouth and play soccer not comment on the interior decorations of peoples changerooms u po*fs .
and i really dont think anyone in div 1 cares about the standard of changerooms just quietly, what next r westbeach gonna make everyone manacure and shave their balls as well as fix their changerooms too before they go and play div 1.??
nerazzurri, are you going to cry?
your ground and facilities are sh ite and everyone on here knows it, get over it. and just so you know the the player who put that sh ite on the wall after our game didnt start the following week. just thought id let you know. as for all grounds being sh ite that is utter crap, played on beaches ground this year and it was like playing on hindmarsh. granted it was the start of the year it was shiraz beautiful. oh and err if you dont know who onthepiss is i can assure you that you should be sh itting your pants :wink: :wink:

GOODLUCK BEACH BOYS.
if you knew who NERAZZURI was you would be shitting your pants... hes from Inglewood, Inglewood always up to no good!
is inglewood a rough place :?:
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onthepissagain wrote:
LFTWNG11 wrote:
mackem in blue wrote:
**NERAZZURRI** wrote:we will be honest here and say that every pitch in the amatuer division is sh*t (barring teams who play on federation teams grounds), u's are talking like ur pitch at west beach is old trafford with underground heating, good drainage, lush green grass with a nice soft soil underneath and our pitch resembes a similar surface to the moon, seriously are u's all for f*uking real, ill break the news to u that ur ground too is cabernet just as everyone's is, its hard as a rock and there is no good grass coverage too, who gives a f*k if ur pitch has seven bumps per sqaure metre and ours has 9 bumps per sqaure metre, reality is tossers that that they are sh*t and that all 11 players players on each team play on the same surface so get over it and stop crying about it and trying to put our club down cause they are doing well, just cause u's cant get out of div 2 dont blame us cause we are doing well.
next is the changerooms, how long do u spend in the changerooms, what 15 minutes so who gives a sh*t, just cause the changerooms in the amatuer league look better than ur house dont go getting upset, we are sorry if u dont like them we can get backyard blitz to come and give them a makeover, who gives a f*k u spend 10 minutes of ur season in our changerooms, i think u's and everyone else for that matter will be alright if they arent carpeted, chandiliers hanging from the ceiling and that guy who dries and refreshes ur hands after u have been to the toilet waiting for u. and to think its teams like u's who have a go at teams like ours for being to pretty and putting gel in our hair and all those other wog comments and u's are winging about the changerooms, get over it princesses ur changerooms are small, poorly lit, with crappy seats and one filthy shower, wether ur changeroom is sh*t or very sh*t the common theme is the word sh*t all changerooms are cabernet in the amatuer league.
amatuer soccer is about AMATUERS (A person who engages in an art, science, study, or athletic activity as a pastime rather than as a profession) who play soccer for fun, so shut ur gay mouth and play soccer not comment on the interior decorations of peoples changerooms u po*fs .
and i really dont think anyone in div 1 cares about the standard of changerooms just quietly, what next r westbeach gonna make everyone manacure and shave their balls as well as fix their changerooms too before they go and play div 1.??
nerazzurri, are you going to cry?
your ground and facilities are sh ite and everyone on here knows it, get over it. and just so you know the the player who put that sh ite on the wall after our game didnt start the following week. just thought id let you know. as for all grounds being sh ite that is utter crap, played on beaches ground this year and it was like playing on hindmarsh. granted it was the start of the year it was shiraz beautiful. oh and err if you dont know who onthepiss is i can assure you that you should be sh itting your pants :wink: :wink:

GOODLUCK BEACH BOYS.
if you knew who NERAZZURI was you would be shitting your pants... hes from Inglewood, Inglewood always up to no good!
is inglewood a rough place :?:
Oh yeah! It's a mix between Ingle Farm and Norwood. Lots of crooks with lattes!
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Post by mackem in blue »

Happy Kopite wrote:
onthepissagain wrote:
LFTWNG11 wrote:
mackem in blue wrote:
**NERAZZURRI** wrote:we will be honest here and say that every pitch in the amatuer division is sh*t (barring teams who play on federation teams grounds), u's are talking like ur pitch at west beach is old trafford with underground heating, good drainage, lush green grass with a nice soft soil underneath and our pitch resembes a similar surface to the moon, seriously are u's all for f*uking real, ill break the news to u that ur ground too is cabernet just as everyone's is, its hard as a rock and there is no good grass coverage too, who gives a f*k if ur pitch has seven bumps per sqaure metre and ours has 9 bumps per sqaure metre, reality is tossers that that they are sh*t and that all 11 players players on each team play on the same surface so get over it and stop crying about it and trying to put our club down cause they are doing well, just cause u's cant get out of div 2 dont blame us cause we are doing well.
next is the changerooms, how long do u spend in the changerooms, what 15 minutes so who gives a sh*t, just cause the changerooms in the amatuer league look better than ur house dont go getting upset, we are sorry if u dont like them we can get backyard blitz to come and give them a makeover, who gives a f*k u spend 10 minutes of ur season in our changerooms, i think u's and everyone else for that matter will be alright if they arent carpeted, chandiliers hanging from the ceiling and that guy who dries and refreshes ur hands after u have been to the toilet waiting for u. and to think its teams like u's who have a go at teams like ours for being to pretty and putting gel in our hair and all those other wog comments and u's are winging about the changerooms, get over it princesses ur changerooms are small, poorly lit, with crappy seats and one filthy shower, wether ur changeroom is sh*t or very sh*t the common theme is the word sh*t all changerooms are cabernet in the amatuer league.
amatuer soccer is about AMATUERS (A person who engages in an art, science, study, or athletic activity as a pastime rather than as a profession) who play soccer for fun, so shut ur gay mouth and play soccer not comment on the interior decorations of peoples changerooms u po*fs .
and i really dont think anyone in div 1 cares about the standard of changerooms just quietly, what next r westbeach gonna make everyone manacure and shave their balls as well as fix their changerooms too before they go and play div 1.??
nerazzurri, are you going to cry?
your ground and facilities are sh ite and everyone on here knows it, get over it. and just so you know the the player who put that sh ite on the wall after our game didnt start the following week. just thought id let you know. as for all grounds being sh ite that is utter crap, played on beaches ground this year and it was like playing on hindmarsh. granted it was the start of the year it was shiraz beautiful. oh and err if you dont know who onthepiss is i can assure you that you should be sh itting your pants :wink: :wink:

GOODLUCK BEACH BOYS.
if you knew who NERAZZURI was you would be shitting your pants... hes from Inglewood, Inglewood always up to no good!
is inglewood a rough place :?:
Oh yeah! It's a mix between Ingle Farm and Norwood. Lots of crooks with lattes!
Laughing my ar se off! :lol: :lol: pure gold :lol: :lol:
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Post by drmandm »

Can u all continue this post...most entertaining thread in a long time.
What was it about again? ........and nerazurri , I found no dude in the change room tonight to pat my hands dry after dropping a sh ..t....very disapointed........... :D
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Happy Kopite wrote:
onthepissagain wrote:
LFTWNG11 wrote:
mackem in blue wrote:
**NERAZZURRI** wrote:we will be honest here and say that every pitch in the amatuer division is sh*t (barring teams who play on federation teams grounds), u's are talking like ur pitch at west beach is old trafford with underground heating, good drainage, lush green grass with a nice soft soil underneath and our pitch resembes a similar surface to the moon, seriously are u's all for f*uking real, ill break the news to u that ur ground too is cabernet just as everyone's is, its hard as a rock and there is no good grass coverage too, who gives a f*k if ur pitch has seven bumps per sqaure metre and ours has 9 bumps per sqaure metre, reality is tossers that that they are sh*t and that all 11 players players on each team play on the same surface so get over it and stop crying about it and trying to put our club down cause they are doing well, just cause u's cant get out of div 2 dont blame us cause we are doing well.
next is the changerooms, how long do u spend in the changerooms, what 15 minutes so who gives a sh*t, just cause the changerooms in the amatuer league look better than ur house dont go getting upset, we are sorry if u dont like them we can get backyard blitz to come and give them a makeover, who gives a f*k u spend 10 minutes of ur season in our changerooms, i think u's and everyone else for that matter will be alright if they arent carpeted, chandiliers hanging from the ceiling and that guy who dries and refreshes ur hands after u have been to the toilet waiting for u. and to think its teams like u's who have a go at teams like ours for being to pretty and putting gel in our hair and all those other wog comments and u's are winging about the changerooms, get over it princesses ur changerooms are small, poorly lit, with crappy seats and one filthy shower, wether ur changeroom is sh*t or very sh*t the common theme is the word sh*t all changerooms are cabernet in the amatuer league.
amatuer soccer is about AMATUERS (A person who engages in an art, science, study, or athletic activity as a pastime rather than as a profession) who play soccer for fun, so shut ur gay mouth and play soccer not comment on the interior decorations of peoples changerooms u po*fs .
and i really dont think anyone in div 1 cares about the standard of changerooms just quietly, what next r westbeach gonna make everyone manacure and shave their balls as well as fix their changerooms too before they go and play div 1.??
nerazzurri, are you going to cry?
your ground and facilities are sh ite and everyone on here knows it, get over it. and just so you know the the player who put that sh ite on the wall after our game didnt start the following week. just thought id let you know. as for all grounds being sh ite that is utter crap, played on beaches ground this year and it was like playing on hindmarsh. granted it was the start of the year it was shiraz beautiful. oh and err if you dont know who onthepiss is i can assure you that you should be sh itting your pants :wink: :wink:

GOODLUCK BEACH BOYS.
if you knew who NERAZZURI was you would be shitting your pants... hes from Inglewood, Inglewood always up to no good!
is inglewood a rough place :?:
Oh yeah! It's a mix between Ingle Farm and Norwood. Lots of crooks with lattes!

man that sounds like a hard place. makes elizabeth sound like a play group :lol: . ooops i think i little bit of poo just popped out
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onthepissagain wrote:
LFC8 wrote:
Beach_Driller wrote:I think the someone has touched a nerve with one of the lads from Raptors.... NERAZZURRI seems a bit upset.

However i don't care if West Beach get promoted or not , i am not shaving my balls again for no one :wink:
Hey Beach Driller, does BIG Danny still play down there??
yeah im still around :P
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LFC8 wrote:
onthepissagain wrote:
LFC8 wrote:
Beach_Driller wrote:I think the someone has touched a nerve with one of the lads from Raptors.... NERAZZURRI seems a bit upset.

However i don't care if West Beach get promoted or not , i am not shaving my balls again for no one :wink:
Hey Beach Driller, does BIG Danny still play down there??
yeah im still around :P
I'll buy you a beer on Sunday and you can me why you dislike our club so much 8) 8)
never said i dislike your club. all the topics on here have been boring lately. good to see the fish are biting well down raptors way :lol: . still going to beat your arses though. we having the beers before or after the game :?: :wink:
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A wee tip in the B's watch out for a dodgy free kick that whilst arguing they will take scored at least 2 this year
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Knight7 Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject:


A wee tip in the B's watch out for a dodgy free kick that whilst arguing they will take scored at least 2 this year


credit where credit is due!!!!! :D :D unfortunately the taker of these free kicks is out with a badly sprained ankle.
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MegaBonus wrote:
Knight7 Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject:


A wee tip in the B's watch out for a dodgy free kick that whilst arguing they will take scored at least 2 this year


credit where credit is due!!!!! :D :D unfortunately the taker of these free kicks is out with a badly sprained ankle.
sprained ankle. what a surprise. did he do it at your ground
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onthepissagain wrote:
LFC8 wrote:
onthepissagain wrote:
LFC8 wrote:
Beach_Driller wrote:I think the someone has touched a nerve with one of the lads from Raptors.... NERAZZURRI seems a bit upset.

However i don't care if West Beach get promoted or not , i am not shaving my balls again for no one :wink:
Hey Beach Driller, does BIG Danny still play down there??
yeah im still around :P
I'll buy you a beer on Sunday and you can me why you dislike our club so much 8) 8)
never said i dislike your club. all the topics on here have been boring lately. good to see the fish are biting well down raptors way :lol: . still going to beat your arses though. we having the beers before or after the game :?: :wink:
As I wont be there after the game B4 sounds good or during..1/2 time??........ :lol:
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MegaBonus wrote:
Knight7 Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject:


A wee tip in the B's watch out for a dodgy free kick that whilst arguing they will take scored at least 2 this year


credit where credit is due!!!!! :D :D unfortunately the taker of these free kicks is out with a badly sprained ankle.
Yes as I posted after the game was a good free kick, think you got a similar one against Vista. At my age I should know better than to argue with B Ref's anyway
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Post by Ronnie#10 »

Honestly though does it really matter who's change rooms are good & who's are crap? I know when i get to an away change rooms and its a shed or something like that i get changed quicker so i dont freeze my arse off in there haha!
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LFC8 wrote:
onthepissagain wrote:
LFC8 wrote:
onthepissagain wrote:
LFC8 wrote:
Beach_Driller wrote:I think the someone has touched a nerve with one of the lads from Raptors.... NERAZZURRI seems a bit upset.

However i don't care if West Beach get promoted or not , i am not shaving my balls again for no one :wink:
Hey Beach Driller, does BIG Danny still play down there??
yeah im still around :P
I'll buy you a beer on Sunday and you can me why you dislike our club so much 8) 8)
never said i dislike your club. all the topics on here have been boring lately. good to see the fish are biting well down raptors way :lol: . still going to beat your arses though. we having the beers before or after the game :?: :wink:
As I wont be there after the game B4 sounds good or during..1/2 time??........ :lol:
all 3 sound good. dont get a name like onthepissagain by drinking gatorade :lol: . need to numb the weary body before i start now days
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CONTENDERS 2 - pretenders 1
and that pitch should have cows on it. not be used for football
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Post by MegaBonus »

you must be taking the thrashing you copped in the reserves personal. this post was about the beach not the raptors!!! the author is not associated with the raptors!!

we have never stated we were anything but happy to be playing at this level for the first time. in fact people like yourself had us as favourite to get relegated!!

if you are the 'shrek' looking guy that played in the middle for the beach B team, do yourself a favour and...... buy yourself a biiger shirt for 2008!!!

to the rest of the beach boys good luck in chasing down he pontians!!!
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MegaBonus wrote:you must be taking the thrashing you copped in the reserves personal. this post was about the beach not the raptors!!! the author is not associated with the raptors!!

we have never stated we were anything but happy to be playing at this level for the first time. in fact people like yourself had us as favourite to get relegated!!

if you are the 'shrek' looking guy that played in the middle for the beach B team, do yourself a favour and...... buy yourself a biiger shirt for 2008!!!

to the rest of the beach boys good luck in chasing down he pontians!!!
i would love a bigger shirt. but maybe you should give that adice to a few of your own players first.
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Post by Gully_Geeza »

Onthepissagain - did you really drink so much Saturday night that you turned up today with a big green face and your belly hanging out the bottom of your shirt (refer Imbros comments)?

We must have a lot in common as I often get referred to as "Donkey"!

Did the Welsh Gully Reject play today?
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Gully_Geeza wrote:Onthepissagain - did you really drink so much Saturday night that you turned up today with a big green face and your belly hanging out the bottom of your shirt (refer Imbros comments)?

We must have a lot in common as I often get referred to as "Donkey"!

Did the Welsh Gully Reject play today?
yeah. he played today. had a quiet one though after his 4 goals last week. but spoke to him afterwards and he told me he was saving himself for the next gully game. as far as might shirt went. i always ask for the smallest one, i like a tight fit :lol:
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Post by UPTHEREAR »

west beach must like it in div 2 :lol:
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Post by De Voyeur »

I guess they were contenders.
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Post by oncewewereworiers »

yep, i said that all along. and with a few new recruits that are already lined up, should make next year very competitive
hmmmm , cant argue with that.
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Happy Kopite wrote
By the way your spelling and grammar really is terrible

Mate have a go at his spelling but leave his granma out of it! She may not be nice but she is someones mum.
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