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Re: EPL 23/24

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Nice One Cyril wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:24 pm
Con M wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:19 am
Nice One Cyril wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:06 am Strange how the fixtures have worked out. Spurs' next game is the NLD in 9 days time, during which time the Goons play twice, hopefully losing both and picking up red cards and injuries and generally knackering their players ;-)
Nope. Just a lazy FIVE goals against Chelsea. And no injuries.

Any updated thoughts about Havertz?
Nope, he's still bang average, but Chelsea are shite.
Didn't Chelsea beat you 4-1 @ the toilet bowl Cyril..??
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Re: EPL 23/24

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haywood djablowme wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:02 pm
Nice One Cyril wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:24 pm
Con M wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:19 am
Nice One Cyril wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:06 am Strange how the fixtures have worked out. Spurs' next game is the NLD in 9 days time, during which time the Goons play twice, hopefully losing both and picking up red cards and injuries and generally knackering their players ;-)
Nope. Just a lazy FIVE goals against Chelsea. And no injuries.

Any updated thoughts about Havertz?
Nope, he's still bang average, but Chelsea are shite.
Didn't Chelsea beat you 4-1 @ the toilet bowl Cyril..??
:lol: that was last year and we only had 9 men, hardly a good comparison. Big game this weekend, if we can't win I'm hoping we kick bottle of shiraz great lumps out of you lot. ;-)
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It was the last time you played them you numpty :lol:
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haywood djablowme wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:47 pm It was the last time you played them you numpty :lol:
It was November 2023. This year is 2024, 2023 is last year.

Numpty :lol:
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Liverpool :lol:

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Ouch
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eagleboy wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:42 am Ouch
Everton 2 : 0 Liverpool
How bad was TAA defending handing Calvert - Lewin a free header to score .

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eagleboy wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:42 am Ouch
Everton 2 : 0 Liverpool
Arsenal would like to thank The Toffees.

Now, if only Brighton, Forest, Wolves or Fulham, Totteringham or the Hammers can stop the beast Haaland.

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Con M wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:25 am
eagleboy wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:42 am Ouch
Everton 2 : 0 Liverpool
Arsenal would like to thank The Toffees.

Now, if only Brighton, Forest, Wolves or Fulham, Totteringham or the Hammers can stop the beast Haaland.
Brighton won't have to - he's not playing tomorrow
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ozzie owl wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:25 am
eagleboy wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:42 am Ouch
Everton 2 : 0 Liverpool
How bad was TAA defending handing Calvert - Lewin a free header to score .
Shockingly piss poor. He has such a wonderful right foot delivery, you think how can England do without him? But his defending is soooo bad, you wonder where the hell he'd play and who he could replace.
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Nice One Cyril wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 11:33 am
ozzie owl wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:25 am
eagleboy wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:42 am Ouch
Everton 2 : 0 Liverpool
How bad was TAA defending handing Calvert - Lewin a free header to score .
Shockingly piss poor. He has such a wonderful right foot delivery, you think how can England do without him? But his defending is soooo bad, you wonder where the hell he'd play and who he could replace.
To be honest his defending has been poor long time , Bradley better defender already . Maybe TAA can be a back up defensive midfield got to be better than both Henderson and Phillips.

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Frank Costanza wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:28 am
Con M wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:25 am
eagleboy wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:42 am Ouch
Everton 2 : 0 Liverpool
Arsenal would like to thank The Toffees.

Now, if only Brighton, Forest, Wolves or Fulham, Totteringham or the Hammers can stop the beast Haaland.
Brighton won't have to - he's not playing tomorrow
They don't need him. I thought a danger game, but they are just too strong.
Arsenal still points on the board.

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eagleboy wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:06 pm
Frank Costanza wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:28 am
Con M wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:25 am
eagleboy wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:42 am Ouch
Everton 2 : 0 Liverpool
Arsenal would like to thank The Toffees.

Now, if only Brighton, Forest, Wolves or Fulham, Totteringham or the Hammers can stop the beast Haaland.
Brighton won't have to - he's not playing tomorrow
They don't need him. I thought a danger game, but they are just too strong.
Arsenal still points on the board.
They won't drop any points in their remaining games. Last time they lost in the league was last year 06 Dec! They are a beast of a football club. We all need Pep to do a Klopp & move on
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haywood djablowme wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:34 pm
eagleboy wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:06 pm
Frank Costanza wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:28 am
Con M wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:25 am
eagleboy wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:42 am Ouch
Everton 2 : 0 Liverpool
Arsenal would like to thank The Toffees.

Now, if only Brighton, Forest, Wolves or Fulham, Totteringham or the Hammers can stop the beast Haaland.
Brighton won't have to - he's not playing tomorrow
They don't need him. I thought a danger game, but they are just too strong.
Arsenal still points on the board.
They won't drop any points in their remaining games. Last time they lost in the league was last year 06 Dec! They are a beast of a football club. We all need Pep to do a Klopp & move on
I would laugh if you ended up cheering for Spurs :lol:
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Phew! That should have been more comfortable than that after Arsenal was 3-0 up.

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Happy St Totteringham's Day Cyril :grin:
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haywood djablowme wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2024 9:35 am Happy St Totteringham's Day Cyril :grin:
:lol: As soon as I saw he'd picked Davies and Hojbjerg I went to bed. I wasn't surprised this morning to see that one of them scored and the other gave away a goal. :shock:

TBH, I think Ange was outcoached by Arteta, after a decent start where we had the best of the chances, Hoj does his thing and scores at the near post, second goal was a trip on Kulu, some you get some you don't, but then Davies shows us all how not to defend against a totally left footed player and the third goal was a foul on the keeper, but we've got to understand that this is happening and defend against it. Teams know that Vicario is a great shot stopper but weak as piss physically, a keeper like Schmeichel would have left Ben White in a heap on the floor, so they correctly target him. Fair enough, we should target the player targetting the keeper, but Ange doesn't do this until we're three down.

Too easy to score against gets you nowhere in this league.

I've written to Ange asking him to play the U16 against City ;-)
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Midfield Maestro wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:55 am Spurs are currently the Socceroos under Ange.

Trying to play angeball without the cattle to execute it. He's lucky he has access to the players 7 days a week all year, but will need some serious transfer market action
Let's see if Spurs will invest and if Ange can attract anyone of the calibre to mount a title challenge. Next season is all Ange, good, bad or ugly.
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Midfield Maestro wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:54 am
Midfield Maestro wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:55 am Spurs are currently the Socceroos under Ange.

Trying to play angeball without the cattle to execute it. He's lucky he has access to the players 7 days a week all year, but will need some serious transfer market action
Let's see if Spurs will invest and if Ange can attract anyone of the calibre to mount a title challenge. Next season is all Ange, good, bad or ugly.
It actually wouldn't take that much of a change, but he seems incapable of understanding the importance of not giving up easy goals. At least it's entertaining.
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Leicester promoted to EPL . Vardy still scoring goals.

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Nice One Cyril wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2024 12:12 pm
Midfield Maestro wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:54 am
Midfield Maestro wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:55 am Spurs are currently the Socceroos under Ange.

Trying to play angeball without the cattle to execute it. He's lucky he has access to the players 7 days a week all year, but will need some serious transfer market action
Let's see if Spurs will invest and if Ange can attract anyone of the calibre to mount a title challenge. Next season is all Ange, good, bad or ugly.
It actually wouldn't take that much of a change, but he seems incapable of understanding the importance of not giving up easy goals. At least it's entertaining.
Depends what is changing.

If you expect Ange to change, then welcome to football my friend, you've a lot to learn :lol:

The players need to change because Ange is stubborn as shiraz.

The trouble for Ange will be, that the quality of players he requires for his style, need to buy into him and make the move across. Has he got the drawing power without an owner that will splash the cash?
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Nice One Cyril wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:24 pm
Nope, he's still bang average, but Chelsea are shite.

Havertz has scored more goals, bar 1, Spurs player this year & Chelsea just spanked you again :lol:

If he is bang average & Chelski are shite, I look forward to your insight on your players & club

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haywood djablowme wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 7:27 am
Nice One Cyril wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 3:24 pm
Nope, he's still bang average, but Chelsea are shite.

Havertz has scored more goals, bar 1, Spurs player this year & Chelsea just spanked you again :lol:

If he is bang average & Chelski are shite, I look forward to your insight on your players & club

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Twitter is going wild.

In the space of 6 months he's gone from

Big Ange 😍

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that fat champagne :twisted:

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haywood djablowme wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 10:40 pm

:clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: TBF, that is funny.
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Midfield Maestro wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:54 am
Midfield Maestro wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:55 am Spurs are currently the Socceroos under Ange.

Trying to play angeball without the cattle to execute it. He's lucky he has access to the players 7 days a week all year, but will need some serious transfer market action
Let's see if Spurs will invest and if Ange can attract anyone of the calibre to mount a title challenge. Next season is all Ange, good, bad or ugly.
Conte record at the Spuds better than Ange :lol:
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haywood djablowme wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 3:58 pm
Midfield Maestro wrote: Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:54 am
Midfield Maestro wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:55 am Spurs are currently the Socceroos under Ange.

Trying to play angeball without the cattle to execute it. He's lucky he has access to the players 7 days a week all year, but will need some serious transfer market action
Let's see if Spurs will invest and if Ange can attract anyone of the calibre to mount a title challenge. Next season is all Ange, good, bad or ugly.
Conte record at the Spuds better than Ange :lol:
May well be but we'd rather watch Ange's team than Conte's all day long, just need a defensive assistant.
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