Convicts v South Africa

[C U Next Saturday]

Do all test pitches in Australia play the same ?

No

I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.

I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.

Your pitches are pretty much the same now.

[God is an Englishman]

Do all test pitches in Australia play the same ?

No

I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.

I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.

Your pitches are pretty much the same now.

Comments are not mutually exclusive.

Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.

[C U Next Saturday]

Do all test pitches in Australia play the same ?

No

I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.

I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.

Your pitches are pretty much the same now.

Comments are not mutually exclusive.

Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.

anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here

[Cooper]

Do all test pitches in Australia play the same ?

No

I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.

I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.

Your pitches are pretty much the same now.

Comments are not mutually exclusive.

Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.

anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here

What's new?

[God is an Englishman]

Do all test pitches in Australia play the same ?

No

I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.

I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.

Your pitches are pretty much the same now.

Comments are not mutually exclusive.

Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.

anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here

See my comment above - PRETTY MUCH THE SAME

[God is an Englishman]

Do all test pitches in Australia play the same ?

No

I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.

I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.

Your pitches are pretty much the same now.

Comments are not mutually exclusive.

Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.

anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here

What's new?

Brian

Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.

[Cooper]

No

I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.

Your pitches are pretty much the same now.

Comments are not mutually exclusive.

Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.

anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here

What's new?

Brian

Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.

Who's Brian?

Oh the irony

Hahaha in your dreams

[God is an Englishman]

Comments are not mutually exclusive.

Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.

anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here

What's new?

Brian

Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.

Who's Brian?

Oh the irony

Hahaha in your dreams

Brian is new.

It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.

[Cooper]

Comments are not mutually exclusive.

Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.

anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here

What's new?

Brian

Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.

Who's Brian?

Oh the irony

Hahaha in your dreams

Brian is new.

It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.

And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.

You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.

[God is an Englishman]

anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here

What's new?

Brian

Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.

Who's Brian?

Oh the irony

Hahaha in your dreams

Brian is new.

It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.

And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.

You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.

You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?

Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.

[Cooper]

What's new?

Brian

Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.

Who's Brian?

Oh the irony

Hahaha in your dreams

Brian is new.

It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.

And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.

You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.

You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?

Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.

Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh

[God is an Englishman]

Brian

Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.

Who's Brian?

Oh the irony

Hahaha in your dreams

Brian is new.

It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.

And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.

You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.

You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?

Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.

Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh

Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?

[Cooper]

Who's Brian?

Oh the irony

Hahaha in your dreams

Brian is new.

It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.

And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.

You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.

You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?

Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.

Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh

Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?

Hahahaha keep digging.

[God is an Englishman]

Brian is new.

It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.

And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.

You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.

You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?

Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.

Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh

Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?

Hahahaha keep digging.

Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?

[Cooper]

And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.

You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.

You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?

Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.

Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh

Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?

Hahahaha keep digging.

Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?

[God is an Englishman]

You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?

Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.

Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh

Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?

Hahahaha keep digging.

Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?

Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?

[God is an Englishman]

1912

thanks, shows my point quite well.

I don't see how.

I'm not surprised given history of your vision.

You asked a question, I answered it factually. What is your point?

The point is that australia had had many opportunities for time in the middle, SA hadn't. A doctored bowling wicket helps the team who've had more time in the middle.

So next ashes series here, you want some test matches to be played here before the ashes actually commence? Will that make it fairer? You tour, you get a practice match or two and that's it nowadays. Suck it up.
As for doctored wicket........said before.........had SA won the toss the result could have been different.
Bottom line they were comprehensively outplayed

Looks like cry baby cheater is looking at signing for Sussex for some county games. Apparently he thinks it will be an advantage to have some batting time in the middle on English wickets.

[Bomber]

thanks, shows my point quite well.

I don't see how.

I'm not surprised given history of your vision.

You asked a question, I answered it factually. What is your point?

The point is that australia had had many opportunities for time in the middle, SA hadn't. A doctored bowling wicket helps the team who've had more time in the middle.

So next ashes series here, you want some test matches to be played here before the ashes actually commence? Will that make it fairer? You tour, you get a practice match or two and that's it nowadays. Suck it up.
As for doctored wicket........said before.........had SA won the toss the result could have been different.
Bottom line they were comprehensively outplayed

Looks like cry baby cheater is looking at signing for Sussex for some county games. Apparently he thinks it will be an advantage to have some batting time in the middle on English wickets.

Not sure you answered the questions, but it would be simple enough if Sussex just said no.

[God is an Englishman]

I don't see how.

I'm not surprised given history of your vision.

You asked a question, I answered it factually. What is your point?

The point is that australia had had many opportunities for time in the middle, SA hadn't. A doctored bowling wicket helps the team who've had more time in the middle.

So next ashes series here, you want some test matches to be played here before the ashes actually commence? Will that make it fairer? You tour, you get a practice match or two and that's it nowadays. Suck it up.
As for doctored wicket........said before.........had SA won the toss the result could have been different.
Bottom line they were comprehensively outplayed

Looks like cry baby cheater is looking at signing for Sussex for some county games. Apparently he thinks it will be an advantage to have some batting time in the middle on English wickets.

Not sure you answered the questions, but it would be simple enough if Sussex just said no.

My apologies, I have just seen your last question.

Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.

Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.

[C U Next Saturday]

My apologies, I have just seen your last question.

Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.

Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.

How many days is final few days - 3,4 or more ... so based on your comment final few days it starts to spin on Day 2 ?

[God is an Englishman]

My apologies, I have just seen your last question.

Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.

Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.

How many days is final few days - 3,4 or more ... so based on your comment final few days it starts to spin on Day 2 ?

How can day 2 be the final few days? Your comment of "or more" suggests you think Day 1 is the final few days.

[C U Next Saturday]

My apologies, I have just seen your last question.

Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.

Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.

How many days is final few days - 3,4 or more ... so based on your comment final few days it starts to spin on Day 2 ?

How can day 2 be the final few days? Your comment of "or more" suggests you think Day 1 is the final few days.

so how many days is final few days? ....

[God is an Englishman]

My apologies, I have just seen your last question.

Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.

Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.

How many days is final few days - 3,4 or more ... so based on your comment final few days it starts to spin on Day 2 ?

How can day 2 be the final few days? Your comment of "or more" suggests you think Day 1 is the final few days.

so how many days is final few days? ....

Generally, day 4 and/or 5.

[Bomber]

Sydney apart, not many tests get into day 5 of late.

It's not like our pitches are all just dust bowls or all just seamers, which can't be said for some nations. At least you get reasonable variety here.

[C U Next Saturday]

so how many days is final few days? ....

Generally, day 4 and/or 5.

Sorry if the question wasn't as straight forward to answer and here we all were thinking you were smart

how many days is final few days? 1, 2, 3 , 4 ???

How many is few ?

[God is an Englishman]

so how many days is final few days? ....

Generally, day 4 and/or 5.

Sorry if the question wasn't as straight forward to answer and here we all were thinking you were smart

how many days is final few days? 1, 2, 3 , 4 ???

How many is few ?

As far as I can see I answered it. "Generally, day 4 and/or 5."

Few - a small number of: