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Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:38 am
by predator
Oh dear Broad, maybe time for you to take up basketball

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:49 am
by God is an Englishman
predator wrote:Oh dear Broad, maybe time for you to take up basketball
Not sure if your knowledge extends this far but he's a bowler. He's also taken more wickets this year than any convict.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:54 am
by God is an Englishman
Still not getting the excitement over johnson. How many wickets in the top 6 has he managed?

He's just a poor man's Larwood.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:15 pm
by Bomber
^^
Whinge after whinge, moan after moan...............

Be thankful our captain was generous in letting you bat first (even though you still mucked it up).

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:42 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:^^
Whinge after whinge, moan after moan...............

Be thankful our captain was generous in letting you bat first (even though you still mucked it up).
how is that a whinge or a moan? I don't think you convicts actually understand the meaning of the word, prob

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:43 pm
by God is an Englishman
"best batsmen in the world" shouldering arms :lol:

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:14 pm
by predator
Best performance of the series so far from a pom, well done Piers Morgan

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:21 pm
by God is an Englishman
predator wrote:Best performance of the series so far from a pom, well done Piers Morgan
6 balls, not a legal delivery amongst them. Nothing changes really. Couldn't even get out a newpaper editor.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:36 pm
by predator
God is an Englishman wrote:
predator wrote:Best performance of the series so far from a pom, well done Piers Morgan
Couldn't even get out a newpaper editor.
Would have done if he was bowling against one

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:21 pm
by God is an Englishman
predator wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
predator wrote:Best performance of the series so far from a pom, well done Piers Morgan
Couldn't even get out a newpaper editor.
Would have done if he was bowling against one
Well he couldn't get out an ex editor, so why do you think he could have got a current one?

On that display he couldn't have bowled out my son.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:39 pm
by predator
God is an Englishman wrote:
On that display he couldn't have bowled out my son.
All balls delivered with accuracy, five at Morgan and one smashing the wickets, thats show business

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:45 pm
by God is an Englishman
predator wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
On that display he couldn't have bowled out my son.
All balls delivered with accuracy, five at Morgan and one smashing the wickets, thats show business

and not one of them was a legal delivery. Each one a front foot NO BALL. You don't get wickets with no balls.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:00 pm
by predator
God is an Englishman wrote:
predator wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
On that display he couldn't have bowled out my son.
All balls delivered with accuracy, five at Morgan and one smashing the wickets, thats show business

and not one of them was a legal delivery. Each one a front foot NO BALL. You don't get wickets with no balls.
your starting to sound very sad now, maybe you can point us in the direction of the vision that shows all 6 no balls, there's only vision of 2 delivery's being no balls

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:14 pm
by God is an Englishman
predator wrote: your starting to sound very sad now, maybe you can point us in the direction of the vision that shows all 6 no balls, there's only vision of 2 delivery's being no balls
Happy to point you in the direction of the vision, it was on Channel 9 and Sky Sports. I will admit I made an assumption that the 2 balls that you couldn't see were the same as the 4 that you could.

They were BIG no balls as well. Balls, 1, 2 & 3 you can see clear as day were BIG no balls. Ball 5 the commentators said it was.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:15 pm
by Rookie
On that display he couldn't have bowled out my son.[/quote]

All balls delivered with accuracy, five at Morgan and one smashing the wickets, thats show business[/quote]


and not one of them was a legal delivery. Each one a front foot NO BALL. You don't get wickets with no balls.[/quote]

your starting to sound very sad now, maybe you can point us in the direction of the vision that shows all 6 no balls, there's only vision of 2 delivery's being no balls[/quote]


Starting to sad now you reckon, where have you been the last 4 years!!!!!!!

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:21 pm
by God is an Englishman
Rookie wrote:Starting to sad now you reckon, where have you been the last 4 years!!!!!!!
typical convict really, being correct is sad :lol:

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:14 pm
by Glimt I Øyet
Wake me up when there's some interesting banter.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:28 am
by God is an Englishman
Glimt I Øyet wrote:Wake me up when there's some interesting banter.
New user name coming? Rip Van Winkle?

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:00 am
by ExtraTime
God is an Englishman wrote:

and not one of them was a legal delivery. Each one a front foot NO BALL. You don't get wickets with no balls.

YES YOU CAN ;-)

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:46 am
by Rookie
God is an Englishman wrote:
Rookie wrote:Starting to sad now you reckon, where have you been the last 4 years!!!!!!!
typical convict really, being correct is sad :lol:
Typical stinking fûcken pom, being you is sad

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:50 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
predator wrote: your starting to sound very sad now, maybe you can point us in the direction of the vision that shows all 6 no balls, there's only vision of 2 delivery's being no balls
Happy to point you in the direction of the vision, it was on Channel 9 and Sky Sports. I will admit I made an assumption that the 2 balls that you couldn't see were the same as the 4 that you could.

They were BIG no balls as well. Balls, 1, 2 & 3 you can see clear as day were BIG no balls. Ball 5 the commentators said it was.
In that case he should have re-bowled the no balls. I bet Morgan didnt care that there werent any more.
PS - you need a new captain, Cook is laughable.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:54 am
by swannsong
A little tail wag helps.....

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:08 am
by Bomber
Wicket looks like it may be more batsman friendly for next three days, oddly enough. Can see england making 350, setting us around 400, which would be gettable.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 4:47 pm
by Another Bodø Alias
England were 60/0 when I left the house earlier. I didn't expect them to be nine down by the time I got home. 230 for victory shouldn't be that hard for australia to achieve,

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 4:48 pm
by Another Bodø Alias
Bomber wrote:Can see england making 350
Tell him he's dreaming!

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 6:29 pm
by God is an Englishman
bloodypassit wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:

and not one of them was a legal delivery. Each one a front foot NO BALL. You don't get wickets with no balls.

YES YOU CAN ;-)

please tell me how a bowler can get a wicket with a no ball.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 6:30 pm
by God is an Englishman
standard convict cheating from brad haddin today.

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:02 pm
by swannsong
God is an Englishman wrote:
bloodypassit wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:

and not one of them was a legal delivery. Each one a front foot NO BALL. You don't get wickets with no balls.

YES YOU CAN ;-)

please tell me how a bowler can get a wicket with a no ball.
Mitchell Johnson...this Ashes series (wasn't looked at by the Umpires ) !

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:03 pm
by swannsong
God is an Englishman wrote:standard convict appealing from brad haddin today.
fixed that quote for you ;)

Re: The ashes in Australia 2013-14

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:23 pm
by Another Bodø Alias
Why is a yorker called a yorker?