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Good to see both Williams sisters out of the froggy open already!

Anyway, shall we play for serve?
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I miss martina Hingins
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Wake me up when it's over.
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JolyV wrote:I miss martina Higgins
Who?
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I know who he means.
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Mister Miyagi wrote:I know who he means.

so do I.

Mens tennis bores me. Bloke serves, if it's in he wins.

At least womens tennis is slower so it's not actually decided by who hits the ball the hardest. PLUS, a tasty little russian bird in a short skirt won't get any complaints from me.
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Bomber wrote:
JolyV wrote:I miss martina Higgins
Who?
Missy Higgins' sister

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Clever Trevor wrote:
Bomber wrote:
JolyV wrote:I miss martina Higgins
Who?
Missy Higgins' sister
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IS SHE REALLY A BLOKE????
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DAM wrote:IS SHE REALLY A BLOKE????
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I've had A LOT worse than her
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God is an Englishman wrote:
DAM wrote:IS SHE REALLY A BLOKE????
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I've had A LOT worse than her

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Over a few beers last night I glanced at the tv and saw the girl who stosur beat in the QF - Cibulkova. Did I have beer goggles on?
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God is an Englishman wrote:Over a few beers last night I glanced at the tv and saw the girl who stosur beat in the QF - Cibulkova. Did I have beer goggles on?
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FEDERER GOAT GOAT and GOAT

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great win by the Master Federer, 7 wimbledon crowns now and 17 Grand Slam wins!

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more tennis boobies or stf

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DAM wrote:great win by the Master Federer, 7 wimbledon crowns now and 17 Grand Slam wins!
He become in the best

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Talk about time warp......William v Williams, possibly Federer v Nadal?? Old cunts rule! :)
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Talking yourself up again?

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Federer, what a legend.
18 Grand slam wins.

Nadal fought back in the 2nd and 4th, but after was broken in the 5th couldn't get back in the final set.
Great game from the over 30 mens players.

Both looked younger and fitter.
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Wayne Kerr wrote:Federer, what a legend.
18 Grand slam wins.

Nadal fought back in the 2nd and 4th, but after was broken in the 5th couldn't get back in the final set.
Great game from the over 30 mens players.

Both looked younger and fitter.
Fantastic nights tennis, pity about about Nadal's grunts whenever he hit the ball.

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They didn't bother me in the slightest.
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Serena, what a joke - you DID cheat - your coach admitted it. Your daughter has been taught as such now by you - lying as well. Shame!
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Bomber wrote:Serena, what a joke - you DID cheat - your coach admitted it. Your daughter has been taught as such now by you - lying as well. Shame!
Oh no don't worry it was all sexism against her and all other women, not her fault at all :roll: :roll:

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Cooper wrote:
Bomber wrote:Serena, what a joke - you DID cheat - your coach admitted it. Your daughter has been taught as such now by you - lying as well. Shame!
Oh no don't worry it was all sexism against her and all other women, not her fault at all :roll: :roll:
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Bomber wrote:
Cooper wrote:
Bomber wrote:Serena, what a joke - you DID cheat - your coach admitted it. Your daughter has been taught as such now by you - lying as well. Shame!
Oh no don't worry it was all sexism against her and all other women, not her fault at all :roll: :roll:
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Its a left thing.

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Yes, Mr Bolt.
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