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Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:04 pm
by MegaBonus
no...dont redirect...what your point????

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:11 pm
by Cooper
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:52 pm
Cooper wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:47 pm
MegaBonus wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:45 pm very happy to hold others accountable but worms away when he doesnt like it.... :clap: :clap: :clap:
Never have truer words been spoken lol
Are you two starting a slave convention?
What irrelevant point are you trying miserably to make now?

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:48 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:24 pm
Dave now from No 9 wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:42 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:22 pm
Bomber wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:19 pm Poms are still poms.
Football is not cricket
i suppose those pommie blokes who ran on the ground at the waca and broke terry aldermans shoulder blade were nice fellas
He broke his own shoulder blade.
Yes, in the act of getting king-hit by a pom ground invader.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:49 am
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:48 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:24 pm
Dave now from No 9 wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:42 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:22 pm
Bomber wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:19 pm Poms are still poms.
Football is not cricket
i suppose those pommie blokes who ran on the ground at the waca and broke terry aldermans shoulder blade were nice fellas
He broke his own shoulder blade.
Yes, in the act of getting king-hit by a pom ground invader.
King hit :lol:

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:50 am
by God is an Englishman
MegaBonus wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:04 pm no...dont redirect...what your point????

Football is not cricket, it's very simple really and I am sure you agree.

Now, what are you talking about?

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:51 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:49 am
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:48 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:24 pm
Dave now from No 9 wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:42 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:22 pm
Bomber wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:19 pm Poms are still poms.
Football is not cricket
i suppose those pommie blokes who ran on the ground at the waca and broke terry aldermans shoulder blade were nice fellas
He broke his own shoulder blade.
Yes, in the act of getting king-hit by a pom ground invader.
King hit :lol:
Not in "legal" terms, but do you seriously think that the invader didn't do anything wrong, struck him or caused the injury?

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:54 am
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:51 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:49 am
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:48 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:24 pm
Dave now from No 9 wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:42 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:22 pm

Football is not cricket
i suppose those pommie blokes who ran on the ground at the waca and broke terry aldermans shoulder blade were nice fellas
He broke his own shoulder blade.
Yes, in the act of getting king-hit by a pom ground invader.
King hit :lol:
Not in "legal" terms, but do you seriously think that the invader didn't do anything wrong, struck him or caused the injury?
The invader struck him (pretty lightly) and definitely in the wrong. However, he didn't cause the injury.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:00 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:54 am
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:51 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:49 am
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:48 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:24 pm
Dave now from No 9 wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:42 pm

i suppose those pommie blokes who ran on the ground at the waca and broke terry aldermans shoulder blade were nice fellas
He broke his own shoulder blade.
Yes, in the act of getting king-hit by a pom ground invader.
King hit :lol:
Not in "legal" terms, but do you seriously think that the invader didn't do anything wrong, struck him or caused the injury?
The invader struck him (pretty lightly) and definitely in the wrong. However, he didn't cause the injury.
So Terry would have been injured if the invader DIDNT strike him?

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:11 am
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:00 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:54 am
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:51 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:49 am
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:48 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:24 pm

He broke his own shoulder blade.
Yes, in the act of getting king-hit by a pom ground invader.
King hit :lol:
Not in "legal" terms, but do you seriously think that the invader didn't do anything wrong, struck him or caused the injury?
The invader struck him (pretty lightly) and definitely in the wrong. However, he didn't cause the injury.
So Terry would have been injured if the invader DIDNT strike him?

By that logic he wouldn't have been injured if his Dad had used a condom.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:03 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:11 am
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:00 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:54 am
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:51 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:49 am
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:48 am

Yes, in the act of getting king-hit by a pom ground invader.
King hit :lol:
Not in "legal" terms, but do you seriously think that the invader didn't do anything wrong, struck him or caused the injury?
The invader struck him (pretty lightly) and definitely in the wrong. However, he didn't cause the injury.
So Terry would have been injured if the invader DIDNT strike him?

By that logic he wouldn't have been injured if his Dad had used a condom.
Clutching at straws, poor response. An idiot attacks you on the field and you're supposed to just stand there? At least Alderman came back to screw you in a few test series after his recovery. I remember some of the LBW's even Harold "Dickie" Bird, would raise his finger with a shake of the head as if to say, batsman, you had no idea on that. :-)

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:34 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:03 pm
Clutching at straws, poor response. An idiot attacks you on the field and you're supposed to just stand there? At least Alderman came back to screw you in a few test series after his recovery. I remember some of the LBW's even Harold "Dickie" Bird, would raise his finger with a shake of the head as if to say, batsman, you had no idea on that. :-)
It's the same logic that you are using.

If he hadn't have chased after him and assaulted the "idiot", would he have busted his shoulder?

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:49 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:34 pm
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:03 pm
Clutching at straws, poor response. An idiot attacks you on the field and you're supposed to just stand there? At least Alderman came back to screw you in a few test series after his recovery. I remember some of the LBW's even Harold "Dickie" Bird, would raise his finger with a shake of the head as if to say, batsman, you had no idea on that. :-)
It's the same logic that you are using.

If he hadn't have chased after him and assaulted the "idiot", would he have busted his shoulder?
He did what any normal bloke would have done. It's not as though he chased him half way around the oval. Bottom line is your cricket yobs have shown to be as poor as the football ones over history.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:01 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:49 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:34 pm
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:03 pm
Clutching at straws, poor response. An idiot attacks you on the field and you're supposed to just stand there? At least Alderman came back to screw you in a few test series after his recovery. I remember some of the LBW's even Harold "Dickie" Bird, would raise his finger with a shake of the head as if to say, batsman, you had no idea on that. :-)
It's the same logic that you are using.

If he hadn't have chased after him and assaulted the "idiot", would he have busted his shoulder?
He did what any normal bloke would have done. It's not as though he chased him half way around the oval. Bottom line is your cricket yobs have shown to be as poor as the football ones over history.

Bottom line is - he injured his own shoulder.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:42 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:01 pm
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:49 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:34 pm
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:03 pm
Clutching at straws, poor response. An idiot attacks you on the field and you're supposed to just stand there? At least Alderman came back to screw you in a few test series after his recovery. I remember some of the LBW's even Harold "Dickie" Bird, would raise his finger with a shake of the head as if to say, batsman, you had no idea on that. :-)
It's the same logic that you are using.

If he hadn't have chased after him and assaulted the "idiot", would he have busted his shoulder?
He did what any normal bloke would have done. It's not as though he chased him half way around the oval. Bottom line is your cricket yobs have shown to be as poor as the football ones over history.

Bottom line is - he injured his own shoulder.
Bottom line it would not have happened if not for the idiot running on.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:05 am
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:42 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:01 pm
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:49 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:34 pm
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:03 pm
Clutching at straws, poor response. An idiot attacks you on the field and you're supposed to just stand there? At least Alderman came back to screw you in a few test series after his recovery. I remember some of the LBW's even Harold "Dickie" Bird, would raise his finger with a shake of the head as if to say, batsman, you had no idea on that. :-)
It's the same logic that you are using.

If he hadn't have chased after him and assaulted the "idiot", would he have busted his shoulder?
He did what any normal bloke would have done. It's not as though he chased him half way around the oval. Bottom line is your cricket yobs have shown to be as poor as the football ones over history.

Bottom line is - he injured his own shoulder.
Bottom line it would not have happened if not for the idiot running on.
Bottom line - it wouldn't have happened if his Dad wore a condom..

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:54 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:05 am
Bomber wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:42 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:01 pm
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:49 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:34 pm
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:03 pm
Clutching at straws, poor response. An idiot attacks you on the field and you're supposed to just stand there? At least Alderman came back to screw you in a few test series after his recovery. I remember some of the LBW's even Harold "Dickie" Bird, would raise his finger with a shake of the head as if to say, batsman, you had no idea on that. :-)
It's the same logic that you are using.

If he hadn't have chased after him and assaulted the "idiot", would he have busted his shoulder?
He did what any normal bloke would have done. It's not as though he chased him half way around the oval. Bottom line is your cricket yobs have shown to be as poor as the football ones over history.

Bottom line is - he injured his own shoulder.
Bottom line it would not have happened if not for the idiot running on.
Bottom line - it wouldn't have happened if his Dad wore a condom..
Bottom line topic discussion was about yobs section of poms, which this clearly demonstrates their existence.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:09 am
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:54 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:05 am
Bomber wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:42 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 4:01 pm
Bomber wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:49 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:34 pm

It's the same logic that you are using.

If he hadn't have chased after him and assaulted the "idiot", would he have busted his shoulder?
He did what any normal bloke would have done. It's not as though he chased him half way around the oval. Bottom line is your cricket yobs have shown to be as poor as the football ones over history.

Bottom line is - he injured his own shoulder.
Bottom line it would not have happened if not for the idiot running on.
Bottom line - it wouldn't have happened if his Dad wore a condom..
Bottom line topic discussion was about yobs section of poms, which this clearly demonstrates their existence.

That's if they were actually English.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:25 am
by Bomber
:lol:

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:40 am
by Rookie
8th of December is the first test so surely a decision on what is happening would have to be made very very soon

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:48 am
by God is an Englishman
Rookie wrote: Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:40 am 8th of December is the first test so surely a decision on what is happening would have to be made very very soon

I think they're waiting for all the members to pay their fees first.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:52 pm
by Rookie
https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/m ... d18e818638

could we see something like this in this years ashes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:11 am
by ozzie owl
England Test Squad

Joe Root (c), James Anderson, Jonathan Bairstow, Dom Bess, Stuart Broad, Rory Burns, Jos Buttler, Zak Crawley, Haseeb Hameed, Dan Lawrence, Jack Leach, Dawid Malan, Craig Overton, Ollie Pope, Ollie Robinson, Chris Woakes, Mark Wood.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:52 am
by Just Dave now
no tim paine looks like the barmy army will have to rewrite a song or two lol

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:59 am
by God is an Englishman
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:52 am no tim paine looks like the barmy army will have to rewrite a song or two lol

The Barmy Army gave actually made a statement that Paine should not be targetted by England fans because of the mental health aspect.

Already heard some good one for Smith and Cummins though.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:06 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:59 am
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:52 am no tim paine looks like the barmy army will have to rewrite a song or two lol

The Barmy Army gave actually made a statement that Paine should not be targetted by England fans because of the mental health aspect.

Already heard some good one for Smith and Cummins though.
Smith I can understand, Cummins is an interesting one. I guess you have to try and put the captain off somehow. I assume he will be fielding at mid-off or mid-on most of the time from now on so at least he'll be closer to the crowd than the slips cordon. ;-)

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:33 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:59 am
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:52 am no tim paine looks like the barmy army will have to rewrite a song or two lol

The Barmy Army gave actually made a statement that Paine should not be targetted by England fans because of the mental health aspect.

Already heard some good one for Smith and Cummins though.
Smith I can understand, Cummins is an interesting one. I guess you have to try and put the captain off somehow. I assume he will be fielding at mid-off or mid-on most of the time from now on so at least he'll be closer to the crowd than the slips cordon. ;-)

If you were the Ill itting hat then you are fair game.

How funny it will be if you play ingles, Khawaja and laubasagne.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:10 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:33 pm
Bomber wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:59 am
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:52 am no tim paine looks like the barmy army will have to rewrite a song or two lol

The Barmy Army gave actually made a statement that Paine should not be targetted by England fans because of the mental health aspect.

Already heard some good one for Smith and Cummins though.
Smith I can understand, Cummins is an interesting one. I guess you have to try and put the captain off somehow. I assume he will be fielding at mid-off or mid-on most of the time from now on so at least he'll be closer to the crowd than the slips cordon. ;-)

If you were the Ill itting hat then you are fair game.

How funny it will be if you play ingles, Khawaja and laubasagne.
Ill itting hat? Translation please.

Doubt the first two will get picked but who knows

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:19 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:10 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:33 pm
Bomber wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:59 am
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:52 am no tim paine looks like the barmy army will have to rewrite a song or two lol

The Barmy Army gave actually made a statement that Paine should not be targetted by England fans because of the mental health aspect.

Already heard some good one for Smith and Cummins though.
Smith I can understand, Cummins is an interesting one. I guess you have to try and put the captain off somehow. I assume he will be fielding at mid-off or mid-on most of the time from now on so at least he'll be closer to the crowd than the slips cordon. ;-)

If you were the Ill itting hat then you are fair game.

How funny it will be if you play ingles, Khawaja and laubasagne.
Ill itting hat? Translation please.

Doubt the first two will get picked but who knows
Ill fitting hat.

Did you realise Paine is out? Ingles in next cab off the rank to take the gloves.

Khawaja a reasonable chance of playing in the middle order as well.

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:25 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:19 pm
Bomber wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:10 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:33 pm
Bomber wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:59 am
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:52 am no tim paine looks like the barmy army will have to rewrite a song or two lol

The Barmy Army gave actually made a statement that Paine should not be targetted by England fans because of the mental health aspect.

Already heard some good one for Smith and Cummins though.
Smith I can understand, Cummins is an interesting one. I guess you have to try and put the captain off somehow. I assume he will be fielding at mid-off or mid-on most of the time from now on so at least he'll be closer to the crowd than the slips cordon. ;-)

If you were the Ill itting hat then you are fair game.

How funny it will be if you play ingles, Khawaja and laubasagne.
Ill itting hat? Translation please.

Doubt the first two will get picked but who knows
Ill fitting hat.

Did you realise Paine is out? Ingles in next cab off the rank to take the gloves.

Khawaja a reasonable chance of playing in the middle order as well.
We'll see. Carey still a chance for keeper's job, Usman would be very lucky indeed

Re: Ashes 21/22

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:26 pm
by Cooper
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:19 pm
Bomber wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:10 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:33 pm
Bomber wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:59 am
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:52 am no tim paine looks like the barmy army will have to rewrite a song or two lol

The Barmy Army gave actually made a statement that Paine should not be targetted by England fans because of the mental health aspect.

Already heard some good one for Smith and Cummins though.
Smith I can understand, Cummins is an interesting one. I guess you have to try and put the captain off somehow. I assume he will be fielding at mid-off or mid-on most of the time from now on so at least he'll be closer to the crowd than the slips cordon. ;-)

If you were the Ill itting hat then you are fair game.

How funny it will be if you play ingles, Khawaja and laubasagne.
Ill itting hat? Translation please.

Doubt the first two will get picked but who knows
Ill fitting hat.

Did you realise Paine is out? Ingles in next cab off the rank to take the gloves.

Khawaja a reasonable chance of playing in the middle order as well.
Hoping that Carey get the keeping position, especially after his century on Sunday.