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ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:20 am
by Frank Costanza
Cracking series so far.
I immensely dislike both teams equally but there's been some great test cricket over the first 3 tests.
Kohli clearly the best batsman in the world but with conditions favouring the England bowlers it's making for a great series.

Test cricket isn't dead

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:01 pm
by God is an Englishman
has been a great series, If you drop so many catches though, you can't win a test as England found out in this one.

2-1 up, 1 to play.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:53 pm
by ozzie owl
Frank Costanza wrote:Cracking series so far.
I immensely dislike both teams equally but there's been some great test cricket over the first 3 tests.
Kohli clearly the best batsman in the world but with conditions favouring the England bowlers it's making for a great series.

Test cricket isn't dead
IMO opinion the commentators are brilliant as well, great coverage.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:37 am
by Stitch This
Another day, another batting collapse :(

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:47 pm
by God is an Englishman
Stitch This wrote:Another day, another batting collapse :(
Stand up, if you're 3-1 up

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:14 am
by Stitch This
God is an Englishman wrote:
Stitch This wrote:Another day, another batting collapse :(
Stand up, if you're 3-1 up
Panic over, it'll be 4-1 soon :)

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:02 am
by Rookie
India continue their pathetic away record, but well done to England

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:05 am
by God is an Englishman
Rookie wrote:India continue their pathetic away record, but well done to England
4-1 is going to flatter England, India have played well. 3-2 would actually be about right.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:31 pm
by Bomber
Either way, England ashes odds will be shortened. I actually think the poms will do us easily next time and India will give us a decent run on our decks too.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:30 pm
by Scholes
Don't fret, you'll do O.K. as long as you bring your sandpaper with you.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:33 pm
by Bomber
B.Toomer wrote:Don't fret, you'll do O.K. as long as you bring your sandpaper with you.

Ho hum, didn't help much last time did it.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:51 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:
B.Toomer wrote:Don't fret, you'll do O.K. as long as you bring your sandpaper with you.

Ho hum, didn't help much last time did it.
Well it did, you won 4-0.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:53 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:
B.Toomer wrote:Don't fret, you'll do O.K. as long as you bring your sandpaper with you.

Ho hum, didn't help much last time did it.
Well it did, you won 4-0.
Didn't use it then. :P

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:59 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:Didn't use it then. :P
I think you mean, you didn't get caught using it then.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:07 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:Didn't use it then. :P
I think you mean, you didn't get caught using it then.
No, not at all. Didn't need to.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:00 pm
by N5 1BH
But you did need to in SA.......

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:09 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:Didn't use it then. :P
I think you mean, you didn't get caught using it then.
No, not at all. Didn't need to.
Of course you didn't, you had David Wagner's "tape" then.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:33 am
by Bomber
N5 1BH wrote:But you did need to in SA.......
Exactly, although didn't help much anyway did it.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:36 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
Of course you didn't, you had David Wagner's "tape" then.
Who's Wagner? Tape? Haven't you enough straws to cling on to?

4-0 is 4-0 - its a belting.

Worry about the return series next year (which I think you'll probably reverse that score)

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:32 am
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Of course you didn't, you had David Wagner's "tape" then.
Who's Wagner? Tape? Haven't you enough straws to cling on to?

4-0 is 4-0 - its a belting.

Worry about the return series next year (which I think you'll probably reverse that score)
Wagner, I think he's David Warner's pseudonym. He uses it now as he made a mockery of the other name.

Come on, it's pretty obvious that it didn't just suddenly happen in that one test in s africa.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:33 am
by God is an Englishman
They say you're only as good as your last innings.

Cook > bradman

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:41 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Of course you didn't, you had David Wagner's "tape" then.
Who's Wagner? Tape? Haven't you enough straws to cling on to?

4-0 is 4-0 - its a belting.

Worry about the return series next year (which I think you'll probably reverse that score)
Wagner, I think he's David Warner's pseudonym. He uses it now as he made a mockery of the other name.

Come on, it's pretty obvious that it didn't just suddenly happen in that one test in s africa.
Really? You assuming again? Better off looking at other captains/teams as well that where there was actually evidence of ball tampering.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:50 am
by God is an Englishman
I'm sure he just can't afford to buy sugar, that's why he was loading it into his pockets. :lol:

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:50 am
by God is an Englishman
Oh and today, Anderson should go past McGrath as well as the leading fast bowler.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:08 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:I'm sure he just can't afford to buy sugar, that's why he was loading it into his pockets. :lol:
It was a type of salt - helps with cleaning the whites apparently (so the cleaning lady said).

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:50 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:I'm sure he just can't afford to buy sugar, that's why he was loading it into his pockets. :lol:
It was a type of salt - helps with cleaning the whites apparently (so the cleaning lady said).
To be fair, the cleaning lady probably has more integrity that the australian cricket team.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:12 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:I'm sure he just can't afford to buy sugar, that's why he was loading it into his pockets. :lol:
It was a type of salt - helps with cleaning the whites apparently (so the cleaning lady said).
To be fair, the cleaning lady probably has more integrity that the australian cricket team.
She could have probably hit a few runs against your bowling attack too.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:42 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:She could have probably hit a few runs against your bowling attack too.
Do you mean the 4th= (until about 12pm GMT) and 8th leading wicket takers of all time?

Maybe you should stop doctoring all your pitches to not do anything except bounce.

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:06 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:She could have probably hit a few runs against your bowling attack too.
Do you mean the 4th= (until about 12pm GMT) and 8th leading wicket takers of all time?

Maybe you should stop doctoring all your pitches to not do anything except bounce.
So you don't want the ball to bounce? That's absurd. We tried a grubber once and all hell broke loose!

Re: ENG v IND Test Series

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:33 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:She could have probably hit a few runs against your bowling attack too.
Do you mean the 4th= (until about 12pm GMT) and 8th leading wicket takers of all time?

Maybe you should stop doctoring all your pitches to not do anything except bounce.
So you don't want the ball to bounce? That's absurd. We tried a grubber once and all hell broke loose!
Feel free to read my post again.