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NZ vs England

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:13 pm
by Stitch This
Didn't see that coming.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:43 pm
by Mr Red
:shock: England all out for 58 in 20 overs :shock:

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:54 pm
by Bomber
Deserves its own topic. Let's see how many NZ make and go from there. But so far all I can say is :lol:

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:50 pm
by Bomber
NZ 1/81 so already building up a nice lead. :)

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:43 pm
by ozzie owl
Mr Red wrote::shock: England all out for 58 in 20 overs :shock:
Geez even worse than their recent Ashes effort , maybe England thought it was a 20/20 game.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:09 am
by Jørgen Inge Mykland
Less than sixty :oops:

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:20 am
by Wayne Kerr
all quiet from the "annoying" one?

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:50 pm
by PDog
they were 9/27 too!

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:55 pm
by Mr Red
PDog wrote:they were 9/27 too!
yep lucky the tail enders could bat a bit. :)

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:41 pm
by Wayne Kerr
Looks like the poms have been performing the rain dance..... Its gonna save their asssses again this time

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:10 pm
by Cantona69
ozzie owl wrote:
Mr Red wrote::shock: England all out for 58 in 20 overs :shock:
Geez even worse than their recent Ashes effort , maybe England thought it was a 20/20 game.
Apparently in England faced more deliveries in their last 20/20 game than in this innings. Scored a lot more too....

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:50 pm
by Bomber
England lost by an innings? Has anyone checked the ball NZ used?

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:32 pm
by Wayne Kerr
Apparently in the 2nd innnings, the Kiwis used a tennis ball so as to not humiliate the poms

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:43 pm
by God is an Englishman
Wayne Kerr wrote:Apparently in the 2nd innnings, the Kiwis used a tennis ball so as to not humiliate the poms
More racism.

I'd rather get smashed than cheat and still get smashed.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:46 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
Wayne Kerr wrote:Apparently in the 2nd innnings, the Kiwis used a tennis ball so as to not humiliate the poms
More racism.

I'd rather get smashed than cheat and still get smashed.
Most kiwis I know don't mind being called kiwis.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 4:56 pm
by God is an Englishman
Disappointing performance, let's hope we can (sand) paper over the cracks before the next test.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:35 am
by Wayne Kerr
God is an Englishman wrote:
Wayne Kerr wrote:Apparently in the 2nd innnings, the Kiwis used a tennis ball so as to not humiliate the poms
More racism.

I'd rather get smashed than cheat and still get smashed.

Well you should be used to getting smashed lately......

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:15 pm
by God is an Englishman
Wayne Kerr wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Wayne Kerr wrote:Apparently in the 2nd innnings, the Kiwis used a tennis ball so as to not humiliate the poms
More racism.

I'd rather get smashed than cheat and still get smashed.

Well you should be used to getting smashed lately......
At least we're not the laughing stock of world cricket.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:24 pm
by Wayne Kerr
^^^^
I beg to differ, I can give you 58 reasons why

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:35 pm
by God is an Englishman
Wayne Kerr wrote:^^^^
I beg to differ, I can give you 58 reasons why
A bad innings v a systematic culture of cheating.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:04 pm
by C U Next Saturday
God is an Englishman wrote:
Wayne Kerr wrote:^^^^
I beg to differ, I can give you 58 reasons why
A bad innings v a systematic culture of cheating.
I guess England have been known to cheat since day 1

WG Grace picked up the bails after being bowled and simply put them back on the stumps and resumed his innings....

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:59 pm
by Cooper
God is an Englishman wrote:
Wayne Kerr wrote:^^^^
I beg to differ, I can give you 58 reasons why
A bad innings v a systematic culture of cheating.
Seems like a bit of an over the top exaggeration to me

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:17 pm
by God is an Englishman
Cooper wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Wayne Kerr wrote:^^^^
I beg to differ, I can give you 58 reasons why
A bad innings v a systematic culture of cheating.
Seems like a bit of an over the top exaggeration to me
Approved by the leadership group, what would you call it?

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:39 pm
by Brian the Postman
God is an Englishman wrote:
Cooper wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote: A bad innings v a systematic culture of cheating.
Seems like a bit of an over the top exaggeration to me
Approved by the leadership group, what would you call it?
3 people going off on their own is now the "Leadership Group"?

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:43 pm
by God is an Englishman
Better discuss that with Steve Smith. His words, not mine.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:49 pm
by ozzie owl
Cooper wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Wayne Kerr wrote:^^^^
I beg to differ, I can give you 58 reasons why
A bad innings v a systematic culture of cheating.
Seems like a bit of an over the top exaggeration to me
As it always is.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:53 pm
by Bomber
The most amusing thing of all this is how certain people will be glued to their I-phone/facebook/laptop and going on about it for ages. Meanwhile, whilst real other life slips by...................

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:44 pm
by Cooper
God is an Englishman wrote:
Cooper wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
A bad innings v a systematic culture of cheating.
Seems like a bit of an over the top exaggeration to me
Approved by the leadership group, what would you call it?
An incident of blatant cheating by 3 individuals. I wouldn't say there is a culture of cheating through the team.

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:00 pm
by Just Dave now
hands up whoever hasn't cheated at something in their life?

Re: NZ vs England

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:11 pm
by God is an Englishman
Cooper wrote:
An incident of blatant cheating by 3 individuals. I wouldn't say there is a culture of cheating through the team.
Approved by the leadership group, I knew it wouldn't take long until you all started defending it.