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Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:10 pm**

Who won yesterday's game?

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:25 pm**

Hirohito wrote:Who won yesterday's game?

I heard England in another close game. Also heard that Curran is their new bell-end (in Broad's absence).

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:42 pm**

Bomber wrote:
Hirohito wrote:Who won yesterday's game?
I heard England in another close game. Also heard that Curran is their new bell-end (in Broad's absence).

Just the 5 wickets from the young Surrey player.

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:21 am**

Bomber wrote:
Hirohito wrote:Who won yesterday's game?
I heard England in another close game. Also heard that Curran is their new bell-end (in Broad's absence).

Preferable to have just one or two in the team, rather than a whole team of bell-ends.

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:29 am**

Stitch This wrote:
Bomber wrote:
Hirohito wrote:Who won yesterday's game?
I heard England in another close game. Also heard that Curran is their new bell-end (in Broad's absence).
Preferable to have just one or two in the team, rather than a whole team of bell-ends.

Why bring India into the discussion?

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:01 am**

The Aussie team carry on like knobs more than the Indians do.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:50 pm**

I assume sandpaper sales are up in England in readiness for next series. Should have bought shares. :wink:

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:54 pm**

The cheating aussies would have brought their own sandpaper, surely.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:21 pm**

B.Toomer wrote:The cheating aussies would have brought their own sandpaper, surely.

I'm guessing there will be more poms with sandpaper at the ground than Aussies.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:48 pm**

Bomber wrote:
B.Toomer wrote:The cheating aussies would have brought their own sandpaper, surely.
I'm guessing there will be more poms with sandpaper at the ground than Aussies.

I doubt the ground can fit 20 million in it.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:53 pm**

God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:
B.Toomer wrote:The cheating aussies would have brought their own sandpaper, surely.
I'm guessing there will be more poms with sandpaper at the ground than Aussies.
I doubt the ground can fit 20 million in it.

That doesn't make sense.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:59 pm**

gee...and I thought we were going to mention Scotland.....

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:04 pm**

Bomber wrote:That doesn't make sense.

So, you think the ground can hold 20 million?

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:04 pm**

MegaBonus wrote:gee...and I thought we were going to mention Scotland.....

I would just reply with 4-1 if you did

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:18 pm**

God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:That doesn't make sense.
So, you think the ground can hold 20 million?

What has that got to do with the fact that more of your lot are likely to be carrying sandpaper?

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:19 pm**

Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:That doesn't make sense.
So, you think the ground can hold 20 million?
What has that got to do with the fact that more of your lot are likely to be carrying sandpaper?

Well unless the ground holds 20 Million, how can we have more in the ground than aussies? There's over 20 Million aussies.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:23 pm**

Bomber wrote:
I'm guessing there will be more poms with sandpaper at the ground than Aussies.

Do you really think I needed to end that sentence with "at the ground"?

You must be bored.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:35 pm**

Bomber wrote:
Bomber wrote:
I'm guessing there will be more poms with sandpaper at the ground than Aussies.
Do you really think I needed to end that sentence with "at the ground"?

You must be bored.

Well, if you wanted to be clear then yes you did. Otherwise you allow me to deflect away from the scotland v England Reserves result by being pedantic about 20 million aussies.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:38 pm**

God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:
Bomber wrote:
I'm guessing there will be more poms with sandpaper at the ground than Aussies.
Do you really think I needed to end that sentence with "at the ground"?

You must be bored.
Well, if you wanted to be clear then yes you did. Otherwise you allow me to deflect away from the scotland v England Reserves result by being pedantic about 20 million aussies.

Never mind the scots, if you play them often enough, they'll beat you at some point. It's like us with NZ - once in a blue moon they might get up.

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:06 pm**

Doubt if they would resort to "underhanded" tactics to win though.

Posted: **Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:27 am**

God is an Englishman

MegaBonus wrote:

gee...and I thought we were going to mention Scotland.....

I would just reply with 4-1 if you did

Hawksey....you're losing it.....when did Scotland beat Australia 4-1?????

Posted: **Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:37 am**

MegaBonus wrote:
God is an Englishman

MegaBonus wrote:

gee...and I thought we were going to mention Scotland.....

I would just reply with 4-1 if you did
Hawksey....you're losing it.....when did Scotland beat Australia 4-1?????

England did though

Posted: **Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:23 pm**

still not sure what Scotland V England has to do with Australia....its almost as if you cant handle the embarrassment thus you need to transfer it onto others....

Posted: **Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:09 pm**

MegaBonus wrote:still not sure what Scotland V England has to do with Australia....its almost as if you cant handle the embarrassment thus you need to transfer it onto others....

It's pretty simple really, I'm surprised you're not following it to be honest. You can't really give stick to a country who lost to a lesser country, when that same country stuffed you.

It's a very easy comeback really.

Posted: **Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:13 pm**

errr...yeah you can. Australia hasn't lost to Scotland whereas England has...

I didn't realise you were the keeper of the 'who/when/why give stick' etiquette.....

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:37 am**

MegaBonus wrote:errr...yeah you can. Australia hasn't lost to Scotland whereas England has...

I didn't realise you were the keeper of the 'who/when/why give stick' etiquette.....

And England continues to beat australia.

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:23 am**

God is an Englishman wrote:
MegaBonus wrote:errr...yeah you can. Australia hasn't lost to Scotland whereas England has...

I didn't realise you were the keeper of the 'who/when/why give stick' etiquette.....

And England continues to beat australia.

Our "reserves". :wink:

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:00 pm**

Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
MegaBonus wrote:errr...yeah you can. Australia hasn't lost to Scotland whereas England has...

I didn't realise you were the keeper of the 'who/when/why give stick' etiquette.....

And England continues to beat australia.
Our "reserves". :wink:

How was it your reserves?

Posted: **Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:10 am**

Some of our best are being "rested" - some more than others. :wink:

Posted: **Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:34 pm**

Yes, the cheating scum. Captain, vice captain & the gormless one. I forgot to mention the " I no nuttin " coach.

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