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Nathan Lyon will be hearing everything this English crowd will be saying
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We'll find out why Nathan Lyon is wearing a black arm band later - I wonder why a South Australian might be wearing a black arm band
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This thread could go on for many pages by end of tour. :lol:
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Bomber wrote:This thread could go on for many pages by end of tour. :lol:
Which commentator said that?
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The Australians need a Root.....dismissal
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God is an Englishman wrote:We'll find out why Nathan Lyon is wearing a black arm band later - I wonder why a South Australian might be wearing a black arm band
Nathan Lyon is from Canberra and plays for NSW in the Shield.

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Slinky_Pete wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:We'll find out why Nathan Lyon is wearing a black arm band later - I wonder why a South Australian might be wearing a black arm band
Nathan Lyon is from Canberra and plays for NSW in the Shield.
I'm sure he had a pint of Pale Ale at some point so you claim him.
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England really dragging this out, the ball's out of shape now and the umpires agree.
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look you, isn't it, eisteddfod, boyo

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N5 1BH wrote:look you, isn't it, eisteddfod, boyo

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England have different field placing a to the same batsmen just one ball apart
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The longer Warner bats for the more chance he has of making a big score
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MN: What did you think of that Shane?

SW: Sorry, I wasn't watching
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Warnes test side, shiraz he is an idiot commentator.

Bags the current selectors for their indicisiveness yet comes up with that crap.

In saying that our selectors have had a shock horror of a tour.

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Steve#4 wrote:Warnes test side, shiraz he is an idiot commentator.

Bags the current selectors for their indicisiveness yet comes up with that crap.

In saying that our selectors have had a shock horror of a tour.
Warne is undoubtedly the worst of all of the commentators on sky or channel 9
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They like a flag over here, it's almost like the U.S. (Whilst the camera is on the Houses of Commons).
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That's great umpiring there from Aleem Dar, he's moved to the other side as it's closer to the changing rooms. (Moving to umpire at point rather than square leg).

This despite the fact the changing rooms rooms are at the bowlers end and he has to still walk in to remove the bails for tea anyway.
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Probably had the sun in his eyes. Oh hang on, England, what sun?
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God is an Englishman wrote:
Steve#4 wrote:Warnes test side, shiraz he is an idiot commentator.

Bags the current selectors for their indicisiveness yet comes up with that crap.

In saying that our selectors have had a shock horror of a tour.
Warne is undoubtedly the worst of all of the commentators on sky or channel 9
He's the best in hindsight commentator of all time, ie before a test is played it will be something like "this team will bounce back, they have strength here and there", then after they lose, "They should never have picked so and so" . Would laugh if Siddle takes a big bag of wickets later.
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The blue and white bits there are London Bridge, they move up and down to let ships go past.


(No they don't, that wasn't the part that lifts up and it's not even London Bridge. )
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And yesterday showed why I was right that Siddle should have played in the 4th test. - drug cheat

This after saying he shouldn't have been picked yesterday
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And the crowd are now singing "stand up for the England" and sections of the crowd are standing up.

Pity they're singing, "stand up if you're 3-1 up", but the Aussie media wouldn't want to advertise that the series is over and we've won.
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Lovely view of London there, you can see the Gherkin building just there. (No that's strata, the gherkin isn't in that shot)

Same view 2 minutes later

Actually the Gherkin's not in that shot, that's the Grater. (No it's still Strata)

The building was in S London and the 2 they named are in the city.
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Must say it was good to hear all the back-tracking by so many of the commentators after Siddle's performance.
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Bomber wrote:Must say it was good to hear all the back-tracking by so many of the commentators after Siddle's performance.
Warne's was the best
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Michael Clarke - Along the lines of - I'd go for the win by declaring at 0/0.

Surely Holder would just respond with - "I'll enforce the follow on"
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Warne - both teams should agree to do away with lunch and continue playing.

The umpires need a break as well, why would the W Indies agree to it to try and get a result. No way are they going to take 20 wickets in a day so they can't win it unless australia do something stupid.

PLUS, as if Shane Warne in his day would have turned down a food break.
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