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MegaBonus wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:07 pm Ive just had a quick look at the MCC laws 9.1 to 9.7 - couldnt find a thing about how pitches have to be prepared....lots about the pitch once the game has started but nothing prior...
Did you read the ICC pitch monitoring process?
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The pitches are what they are. Every country creates a pitch to their liking, its just part of the game.

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Did you read the ICC pitch monitoring process?
is it in the rule book?
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MegaBonus wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:57 pm
Did you read the ICC pitch monitoring process?
is it in the rule book?

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At least we made 200 this innings. Aussies should of prayed for better groundsmen this time coz if England do manage to win to make it 2-2 then it’s enough to get the them into the Test final at Lords v NZ at india’s expense

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N5 1BH wrote: Fri Mar 05, 2021 11:41 am At least we made 200 this innings. Aussies should of prayed for better groundsmen this time coz if England do manage to win to make it 2-2 then it’s enough to get the them into the Test final at Lords v NZ at india’s expense
I wont be praying. Bottom line, India deserve being there more than we do.
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Aren't Souf Efrica protesting against the AUssies no-show. the final isn't set yet

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Rookie wrote: Tue Mar 09, 2021 1:56 pm Aren't Souf Efrica protesting against the AUssies no-show. the final isn't set yet
Well to be fair, SA should have been given the whitewash result.
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Looks like England is claiming some dodgy catches again lol

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Cooper wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 12:10 pm Looks like England is claiming some dodgy catches again lol
When?

I've seen aussies catch the ball, put it on the ground and claim it so you have no moral high ground here. In fact, ayssies will mevwe have moral high ground in any cricket argument ever.
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God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:25 pm
Cooper wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 12:10 pm Looks like England is claiming some dodgy catches again lol
When?

I've seen aussies catch the ball, put it on the ground and claim it so you have no moral high ground here. In fact, ayssies will mevwe have moral high ground in any cricket argument ever.
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https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/i ... 92fa8ef8d2

Not the first one for them recently either lol

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God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:25 pm
Cooper wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 12:10 pm Looks like England is claiming some dodgy catches again lol
When?

I've seen aussies catch the ball, put it on the ground and claim it so you have no moral high ground here. In fact, ayssies will mevwe have moral high ground in any cricket argument ever.
And I'm sure you will continue to use this whenever poms are busted for something moving forward.

Just admit it - both teams (amongst probably every other playing nation) have cheated in cricket.

Cue toomer with his two cents.............
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No country gets near the knuckle dragging aussie convicts for cheating in cricket. It's a cross your mob will have to bear.

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Cooper wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:39 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:25 pm
Cooper wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 12:10 pm Looks like England is claiming some dodgy catches again lol
When?

I've seen aussies catch the ball, put it on the ground and claim it so you have no moral high ground here. In fact, ayssies will mevwe have moral high ground in any cricket argument ever.
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https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/i ... 92fa8ef8d2

Not the first one for them recently either lol
Can you post the video of the one that wasn't out?
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Bomber wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:12 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:25 pm
Cooper wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 12:10 pm Looks like England is claiming some dodgy catches again lol
When?

I've seen aussies catch the ball, put it on the ground and claim it so you have no moral high ground here. In fact, ayssies will mevwe have moral high ground in any cricket argument ever.
And I'm sure you will continue to use this whenever poms are busted for something moving forward.

Just admit it - both teams (amongst probably every other playing nation) have cheated in cricket.

Cue toomer with his two cents.............
I will use it if we are ever caught, and until.we do something worse than your mob.
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Bomber » Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:42 pm

Cue toomer with his two cents.............
i think you are being generous.

has he been on here yet to defend Queen and country against Meegan and James Hewitt's son???
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MegaBonus wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 1:32 pm
Bomber » Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:42 pm

Cue toomer with his two cents.............
i think you are being generous.

has he been on here yet to defend Queen and country against Meegan and James Hewitt's son???
That would be impressive if true. Hard to get someone pregnant before you've even met them and also have him looking like his grand father.
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God is an Englishman wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 12:24 pm
Cooper wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:39 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:25 pm
Cooper wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 12:10 pm Looks like England is claiming some dodgy catches again lol
When?

I've seen aussies catch the ball, put it on the ground and claim it so you have no moral high ground here. In fact, ayssies will mevwe have moral high ground in any cricket argument ever.
Latest T20

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/i ... 92fa8ef8d2

Not the first one for them recently either lol
Can you post the video of the one that wasn't out?
Clearly a bad umpires call with the 3rd umpire having to take the bad call because of the rules in making a decision. Too unbiased people it was a grounded ball and not a catch.

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2 biased indian umpires gave it out.
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God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:23 pm 2 biased indian umpires gave it out.
Hahaha everyone can see it was the wrong decision.

Do you think umpires are always right?

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Cooper wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:29 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:23 pm 2 biased indian umpires gave it out.
Hahaha everyone can see it was the wrong decision.

Do you think umpires are always right?

Clearly everyone doesn't see it as wrong. Dawid, 2 umpires and me are some examples.

The ball is clearly in his palms.
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God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:03 pm
Cooper wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:29 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:23 pm 2 biased indian umpires gave it out.
Hahaha everyone can see it was the wrong decision.

Do you think umpires are always right?

Clearly everyone doesn't see it as wrong. Dawid, 2 umpires and me are some examples.

The ball is clearly in his palms.
The ball is clearly grounded

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Cooper wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:36 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:03 pm
Cooper wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:29 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:23 pm 2 biased indian umpires gave it out.
Hahaha everyone can see it was the wrong decision.

Do you think umpires are always right?

Clearly everyone doesn't see it as wrong. Dawid, 2 umpires and me are some examples.

The ball is clearly in his palms.
The ball is clearly grounded
Show me this evidence. People with better knowledge than us looked at it and disagreed with you.
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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:32 pm
Cooper wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:36 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:03 pm
Cooper wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:29 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:23 pm 2 biased indian umpires gave it out.
Hahaha everyone can see it was the wrong decision.

Do you think umpires are always right?

Clearly everyone doesn't see it as wrong. Dawid, 2 umpires and me are some examples.

The ball is clearly in his palms.
The ball is clearly grounded
Show me this evidence. People with better knowledge than us looked at it and disagreed with you.
Re read above post

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God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 9:03 pm
Cooper wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:29 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:23 pm 2 biased indian umpires gave it out.
Hahaha everyone can see it was the wrong decision.

Do you think umpires are always right?

Clearly everyone doesn't see it as wrong. Dawid, 2 umpires and me are some examples.

The ball is clearly in his palms.
Do you care to answer the question?

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Of course they're not always right.
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Saw it on telly last night. Clearly grassed. Umpires simply got it wrong. It happens. My only advice - GIAE is due another specsavers appointment (the other eye this time)
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Bomber wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:30 am Saw it on telly last night. Clearly grassed. Umpires simply got it wrong. It happens. My only advice - GIAE is due another specsavers appointment (the other eye this time)
Your bias is showing through
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God is an Englishman wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:03 am
Bomber wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:30 am Saw it on telly last night. Clearly grassed. Umpires simply got it wrong. It happens. My only advice - GIAE is due another specsavers appointment (the other eye this time)
Your bias is showing through
What bias? It was India v england, therefore much less bias than you would have.

Wasn't even out in backyard cricket - there one hand one bounce is at least sometimes accepted, this was two hands one bounce!
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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:47 pm Of course they're not always right.
And on this one they were wrong. Been many grounded "catches" claimed and given, doesnt mean they are out

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