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Re: Ashes 21/22

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MegaBonus wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 7:59 pm so youre defending him even though you have no context????? (I think you have given yourself away ;-) )

over to you Toomer???????
To quote Oasis

"I SAID MAYBE".

I don't believe in deciding things until I know the facts. Toomer and I actually have a chequered history due to some run ins on a football pitch.

What is it you think I have given away exactly?
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:07 pm
Bomber wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:26 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:22 pm
Bomber wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:02 pm Anyway, 4-0 (VERY close to 5-0) and bahaha for another few years. :clap:

Come back when you can win away.
Come back when you can win anywhere!

OK, we've won in australia morr recently than you have in England. I'm back.
You couldn't beat us at home last time and only drew the series thanks to a once in a lifetime knock by a kiwi.
When was the last time your mob even touched the trophy?
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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B.Toomer wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:43 pm United Nations 4, England 0. Nuff said.
Sook. Finished sobbing yet?
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:47 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:07 pm
Bomber wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:26 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:22 pm
Bomber wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:02 pm Anyway, 4-0 (VERY close to 5-0) and bahaha for another few years. :clap:

Come back when you can win away.
Come back when you can win anywhere!

OK, we've won in australia morr recently than you have in England. I'm back.
You couldn't beat us at home last time and only drew the series thanks to a once in a lifetime knock by a kiwi.
When was the last time your mob even touched the trophy?
Probably December 2021.

I do like how you try to turn it round to we couldn't beat you. Same.back to you, 2001 was the last time you won a series in England..

You could also argue that you only drew the series due to runs from a south african and a pakistani.

Facts are simple here, you're only better than us in Australia.
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:49 am
B.Toomer wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:43 pm United Nations 4, England 0. Nuff said.
Sook. Finished sobbing yet?
How is that a sook? Was it a sook when you lot whinged and moaned about us having "foreigners" in your side.

Facts are simple here, you played 3 foreigners in this series. You played 2 in the previous ashes series. We played Stokes, 1 foreigner.
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Good to see the English still whingeing as usual lol

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Re: Ashes 21/22

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The aussies are the whinging World Champs. aussies... poor losers & even poorer winners. Although, aussies are a well balanced race...chip on both shoulders. Biggest mongrel race on earth too.

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Cooper wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 am Good to see the English still whingeing as usual lol
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B.Toomer wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:02 am The aussies are the whinging World Champs. aussies... poor losers & even poorer winners. Although, aussies are a well balanced race...chip on both shoulders. Biggest mongrel race on earth too.
The irony is hilarious :lol: :lol:

Yet you still live here and i assume have lived here for a long time. If we are so bad in your eyes why are you still here?

You literally are the dumbest person on this forum which is a hard task with all the other Englishmen on here :lol: :lol:

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Re: Ashes 21/22

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Cooper wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:13 am
B.Toomer wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:02 am The aussies are the whinging World Champs. aussies... poor losers & even poorer winners. Although, aussies are a well balanced race...chip on both shoulders. Biggest mongrel race on earth too.
The irony is hilarious :lol: :lol:

Yet you still live here and i assume have lived here for a long time. If we are so bad in your eyes why are you still here?

You literally are the dumbest person on this forum which is a hard task with all the other Englishmen on here :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:58 am
Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:47 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:07 pm
Bomber wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:26 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:22 pm
Bomber wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:02 pm Anyway, 4-0 (VERY close to 5-0) and bahaha for another few years. :clap:

Come back when you can win away.
Come back when you can win anywhere!

OK, we've won in australia morr recently than you have in England. I'm back.
You couldn't beat us at home last time and only drew the series thanks to a once in a lifetime knock by a kiwi.
When was the last time your mob even touched the trophy?
Probably December 2021.

I do like how you try to turn it round to we couldn't beat you. Same.back to you, 2001 was the last time you won a series in England..

You could also argue that you only drew the series due to runs from a south african and a pakistani.

Facts are simple here, you're only better than us in Australia.
That's laughable coming from you. The only "turning around" going on here is from you and this "you cant beat us" diatribe after getting THUMPED over here yet again. At least we are competitive over there. If it were home away over two legs we'd win EVERY time.
Photo shoots wasn't what I meant in "touching the trophy" but you knew that
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:05 am
Cooper wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 am Good to see the English still whingeing as usual lol
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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B.Toomer wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:02 am The aussies are the whinging World Champs. aussies... poor losers & even poorer winners. Although, aussies are a well balanced race...chip on both shoulders. Biggest mongrel race on earth too.
If you cant beat mongrels, what does that say about your lot? You're virtually admitting your race is just weak OR you haven't got a colour TV to see that you don't exactly have a "pure, white english cricket team" to begin with. Which is it?
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:05 am
Cooper wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 am Good to see the English still whingeing as usual lol
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I'd go with FACT on this one

This is the issue with you lot, you've become so good at whingeing you can't actually recognise what it is anymore.
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:05 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:58 am
Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:47 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:07 pm
Bomber wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:26 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:22 pm


Come back when you can win away.
Come back when you can win anywhere!

OK, we've won in australia morr recently than you have in England. I'm back.
You couldn't beat us at home last time and only drew the series thanks to a once in a lifetime knock by a kiwi.
When was the last time your mob even touched the trophy?
Probably December 2021.

I do like how you try to turn it round to we couldn't beat you. Same.back to you, 2001 was the last time you won a series in England..

You could also argue that you only drew the series due to runs from a south african and a pakistani.

Facts are simple here, you're only better than us in Australia.
That's laughable coming from you. The only "turning around" going on here is from you and this "you cant beat us" diatribe after getting THUMPED over here yet again. At least we are competitive over there. If it were home away over two legs we'd win EVERY time.
Photo shoots wasn't what I meant in "touching the trophy" but you knew that
You should probably say what you mean snd mean what you say.

You really don't seem to like the fact that you haven't won an away series in 20 years. Favts are simple here.

You're better in australia but not better in England.
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:17 am
Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:05 am
Cooper wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 am Good to see the English still whingeing as usual lol
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I'd go with FACT on this one

This is the issue with you lot, you've become so good at whingeing you can't actually recognise what it is anymore.
All I see is sore losing and poorly attempted deflections, so it's clear as day. Sore losers, cant admit being in inferior, blame everything else. Think I'll re-invest in tissue companies, they must be selling quicker that RAT's.
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:17 am
Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:05 am
Cooper wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 am Good to see the English still whingeing as usual lol
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I'd go with FACT on this one

This is the issue with you lot, you've become so good at whingeing you can't actually recognise what it is anymore.
Oh the irony

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Re: Ashes 21/22

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Cooper wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:29 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:17 am
Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:05 am
Cooper wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 am Good to see the English still whingeing as usual lol
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I'd go with FACT on this one

This is the issue with you lot, you've become so good at whingeing you can't actually recognise what it is anymore.
Oh the irony
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Re: Ashes 21/22

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Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:20 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:17 am
Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:05 am
Cooper wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 am Good to see the English still whingeing as usual lol
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I'd go with FACT on this one

This is the issue with you lot, you've become so good at whingeing you can't actually recognise what it is anymore.
All I see is sore losing and poorly attempted deflections, so it's clear as day. Sore losers, cant admit being in inferior, blame everything else. Think I'll re-invest in tissue companies, they must be selling quicker that RAT's.
When has anyone whinged?
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don't you ever get bored playing tennis even after the linesman has called out ? you sound like the kid at school but my dad is bigger and better than your dad
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Ashes series since 2001

Series In Australia (6)

Matches Played : 30

Aus won: 23

England: 4 (percentage of away wins 13.3%)

Drawn: 3

Aus series wins: 5
Eng Series winsn ; 1

Series in England ( 6)

Matches Played : 30

Aus won: 10 ( percentage of away wins 33.3%)

Eng won: 13

Drawn: 7

Aus series wins : 1
England wins 4
Drawn series : 1

Total Matches won

Aus : 33
Eng won: 17
Drawn: 10

Series won:

Aus: 6
Eng: 5
Drawn : 1

Number of no wins in series away

Aus: 1
Eng: 4

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^

Be thankful the preceding 10-12 years were excluded from the above.

Translation - a generation of dominance.
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Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:29 pm ^

Be thankful the preceding 10-12 years were excluded from the above.

Translation - a generation of dominance.
Anyone can pick a time line to suit themselves.

I choose starting in 2005.
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either all of history or the last series played are the only time lines i count
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Just Dave now wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:59 pm either all of history or the last series played are the only time lines i count
Fair call.
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When you finish primary school, your grammar will improve, Dave.
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Just Dave now wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:59 pm either all of history or the last series played are the only time lines i count
The last series home and away are the most important.
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God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 4:00 pm
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:59 pm either all of history or the last series played are the only time lines i count
The last series home and away are the most important.
Away draw, home win, trophy held the whole time (and prior series). Even when you nitpick, we still come out on top.
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Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 4:23 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 4:00 pm
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:59 pm either all of history or the last series played are the only time lines i count
The last series home and away are the most important.
Away draw, home win, trophy held the whole time (and prior series). Even when you nitpick, we still come out on top.
How is home and away nitpicking?

It shows you're only better than us at home..
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Bomber wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 4:23 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 4:00 pm
Just Dave now wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:59 pm either all of history or the last series played are the only time lines i count
The last series home and away are the most important.
Away draw, home win, trophy held the whole time (and prior series). Even when you nitpick, we still come out on top.
If we use last two series:

Australia 6
England 2
Draws 2

So Australia in front.

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