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HOTSHOT starring Pele


Jimmy (Jim Youngs) is from a wealthy family and longs to be a professional soccer player in this plodding sports drama. His mother Georgia (Rutanya Alda) and father Nick (Peter Henry Schroeder) are opposed, believing Jimmy should focus on other endeavors. After he fails in his tryout with the New York Rockers, Jimmy travels to Brazil to learn from the soccer superstar Santos (Pele). Jimmy wins a spot on the team with a chance to play in the proverbial "big game."

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Fever Pitch.

Boring story about an over rated football player and an under achieving football club.

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admin wrote:Fever Pitch.

Boring story about an over rated football player and an under achieving football club.
hahaha, well assessed.
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admin wrote:Fever Pitch.

Boring story about an over rated football player and an under achieving football club.
I'm assuming you're referring to a different Fever Pitch?
Wiltords got plenty of pace..Freddie Ljungberg again, pushed out by Barthez, WILTOOOOORD! Arsenal have scored yet again in the premiership and this could be the most crucial goal of all

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Swilly wrote:
admin wrote:Fever Pitch.

Boring story about an over rated football player and an under achieving football club.
I'm assuming you're referring to a different Fever Pitch?
Yeh you are right, I thought he was refering to that Newcastle film!
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Goal?

Fever Pitch isn't about a football player and even less about an under-achieving team. No one could hate it, it's the greatest movie of all time, I'm going to marry it.

Goal was pretty lame/unrealistic but it was ok.
Wiltords got plenty of pace..Freddie Ljungberg again, pushed out by Barthez, WILTOOOOORD! Arsenal have scored yet again in the premiership and this could be the most crucial goal of all

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Swilly wrote:Goal?

Fever Pitch isn't about a football player and even less about an under-achieving team. No one could hate it, it's the greatest movie of all time, I'm going to marry it.

Goal was pretty lame/unrealistic but it was ok.
Yeh I think thats it. Lame, Newcastle, goes hand in hand.
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paul merson wrote:
Swilly wrote:
admin wrote:Fever Pitch.

Boring story about an over rated football player and an under achieving football club.
I'm assuming you're referring to a different Fever Pitch?
Yeh you are right, I thought he was refering to that Newcastle film!
Who was the overrated player? Alan shíthead?

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Swilly wrote:
admin wrote:Fever Pitch.

Boring story about an over rated football player and an under achieving football club.
I'm assuming you're referring to a different Fever Pitch?
No. I saw your post in the "Best Football Films" so I thought I would stir a little:)

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So admin likes to stir as well :!: :mrgreen:

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admin wrote:
Swilly wrote:
admin wrote:Fever Pitch.

Boring story about an over rated football player and an under achieving football club.
I'm assuming you're referring to a different Fever Pitch?
No. I saw your post in the "Best Football Films" so I thought I would stir a little:)
If you're going to stir, at least get your facts right ;-)

But in all seriousness, no one should joke about the awsumness of that movie. not even you admin!
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fever pitch is cabernet
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BillShankly wrote:fever pitch is cabernet
please, don't make me sick
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admin wrote:
Swilly wrote:
admin wrote:Fever Pitch.

Boring story about an over rated football player and an under achieving football club.
I'm assuming you're referring to a different Fever Pitch?
No. I saw your post in the "Best Football Films" so I thought I would stir a little:)
Those were the days............... :P
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Every AwFL Grand Final.

The poorest attempt at physical comedy by using an egg shaped ball.

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How bad is Charlie Hunnam's cockney accent in Green Street Hooiligans? Truly woeful.

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Old Redback wrote:How bad is Charlie Hunnam's cockney accent in Green Street Hooiligans? Truly woeful.
Its a hell of a lot closer to his true tongue compared to Sons of Anarchy! :wink:
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Shailin Soccer worst ever

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*shaolin... and yes it was bad
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Bomber wrote:
Old Redback wrote:How bad is Charlie Hunnam's cockney accent in Green Street Hooiligans? Truly woeful.
Its a hell of a lot closer to his true tongue compared to Sons of Anarchy! :wink:
Obviously as it's not my accent I can't tell how bad his yank accent is, but green st is laughable. Then again, whilst I did enjoy the film the whole thing is full of errors.
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Most realistic football film: Mike Bassett England Manager :wink:

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ozzie owl wrote:Most realistic football film: Mike Bassett England Manager :wink:
This is about worst football film, please stop hijacking threads.
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Shailin Soccer is the worst.
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