Synchronised Celebrations

[Old Redback]

In light of that cringeworthy celebration from Kane and Alli at the weekend (seriously, grown men shouldn't be doing that sort of the thing) and the rarely sighted Dean Sturridge dance surely there should be bans for people found guilty of it - along with players wearing gloves.

I don't have a problem with the likes of Jimmy Bullard's one off piss take of Phil Brown, Klinnsmann's dive nor Gazza's dentist chair but the Ince-Giggs, Ali-Kane type stuff turns my stomach.

[God is an Englishman]

In light of that cringeworthy celebration from Kane and Alli at the weekend (seriously, grown men shouldn't be doing that sort of the thing) and the rarely sighted Dean Sturridge dance surely there should be bans for people found guilty of it - along with players wearing gloves.

I don't have a problem with the likes of Jimmy Bullard's one off piss take of Phil Brown, Klinnsmann's dive nor Gazza's dentist chair but the Ince-Giggs, Ali-Kane type stuff turns my stomach.

Gloves - Yellow card
Orchestrated Celebrations - Yellow card
Coloured Boots - Yellow card
Long sleeved shirts - Yellow card
Stupid haircuts - Red card

[Mr Red]

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Stupid haircuts - Red card

I supposed shaved heads don't fall into this category

[God is an Englishman]

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Stupid haircuts - Red card

I supposed shaved heads don't fall into this category

That's not a stupid haircut, that's a proper haircut. Short back and sides all round. :wink:

[Mr Red]

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That's not a stupid haircut, that's a proper haircut. Short back and sides all round and don't worry about the top. :wink:[/quote]

Edited for accuracy

[Ronnie Chiggs]

In light of that cringeworthy celebration from Kane and Alli at the weekend (seriously, grown men shouldn't be doing that sort of the thing) and the rarely sighted Dean Sturridge dance surely there should be bans for people found guilty of it - along with players wearing gloves.

I don't have a problem with the likes of Jimmy Bullard's one off piss take of Phil Brown, Klinnsmann's dive nor Gazza's dentist chair but the Ince-Giggs, Ali-Kane type stuff turns my stomach.

Gloves - Yellow card - guilty
Orchestrated Celebrations - Yellow card
Coloured Boots - Yellow card
Long sleeved shirts - Yellow card - guilty
Stupid haircuts - Red card - guilty (probably)

[God is an Englishman]

In light of that cringeworthy celebration from Kane and Alli at the weekend (seriously, grown men shouldn't be doing that sort of the thing) and the rarely sighted Dean Sturridge dance surely there should be bans for people found guilty of it - along with players wearing gloves.

I don't have a problem with the likes of Jimmy Bullard's one off piss take of Phil Brown, Klinnsmann's dive nor Gazza's dentist chair but the Ince-Giggs, Ali-Kane type stuff turns my stomach.

Gloves - Yellow card - guilty
Orchestrated Celebrations - Yellow card
Coloured Boots - Yellow card
Long sleeved shirts - Yellow card - guilty
Stupid haircuts - Red card - guilty (probably)

Goalkeepers may be excused on the gloves and long sleeved shirts but coloured boots becomes a red card offence. Actually better make that non black boots gets the yellow (red for a keeper)

[Stitch This]

Most sensible thread on FN for quite a while

[nathanburns15]

Anything Daniel Sturridge does - red card

[swannsong]

I think goalkeepers that deliberately fall to the ground after easily catching a ball, then lay on the ground chewing up time should be booked also.
Hate watching them do that...

[God is an Englishman]

I think goalkeepers that deliberately fall to the ground after easily catching a ball, then lay on the ground chewing up time should be booked also.
Hate watching them do that...

Should count as their 6 seconds

[paul merson]

In light of that cringeworthy celebration from Kane and Alli at the weekend (seriously, grown men shouldn't be doing that sort of the thing) and the rarely sighted Dean Sturridge dance surely there should be bans for people found guilty of it - along with players wearing gloves.

I don't have a problem with the likes of Jimmy Bullard's one off piss take of Phil Brown, Klinnsmann's dive nor Gazza's dentist chair but the Ince-Giggs, Ali-Kane type stuff turns my stomach.

Gloves - Yellow card
Orchestrated Celebrations - Yellow card
Coloured Boots - Yellow card
Long sleeved shirts - Yellow card
Stupid haircuts - Red card

Corner takers that can't beat the first man = yellow card
If you question a ref over a decision and you're wrong and can't explain the related lord = yellow card
Penalty takers that stutter their run up = yellow card being if that stutter makes the gk come of his line he gets booked.

[God is an Englishman]

In light of that cringeworthy celebration from Kane and Alli at the weekend (seriously, grown men shouldn't be doing that sort of the thing) and the rarely sighted Dean Sturridge dance surely there should be bans for people found guilty of it - along with players wearing gloves.

I don't have a problem with the likes of Jimmy Bullard's one off piss take of Phil Brown, Klinnsmann's dive nor Gazza's dentist chair but the Ince-Giggs, Ali-Kane type stuff turns my stomach.

Gloves - Yellow card
Orchestrated Celebrations - Yellow card
Coloured Boots - Yellow card
Long sleeved shirts - Yellow card
Stupid haircuts - Red card

Corner takers that can't beat the first man = yellow card
If you question a ref over a decision and you're wrong and can't explain the related lord = yellow card
Penalty takers that stutter their run up = yellow card being if that stutter makes the gk come of his line he gets booked.

Can it also be the other way round though. If I question the ref and I'm right, it can't be dissent.

[paul merson]

Spot on.