Millwall

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:54 am

Two Millwall fans bump into each other, and one said:

"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The other replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off her clothes and said 'take what you want'."

The first Millwall fan nodded approvingly: "Good choice" he said: "The clothes wouldn't have fitted."

Nice One Cyril · Post by **Nice One Cyril** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:03 am

Vista_Bhoy wrote:Two Millwall fans bump into each other, and one said:

"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The other replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off her clothes and said 'take what you want'."

The first Millwall fan nodded approvingly: "Good choice" he said: "The clothes wouldn't have fitted."

That's an old Irish joke. Probably more appropriate to a Celtic fan.

Jay Walking · Post by **Jay Walking** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:05 am

Nice One Cyril wrote:
Vista_Bhoy wrote:Two Millwall fans bump into each other, and one said:

"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The other replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off her clothes and said 'take what you want'."

The first Millwall fan nodded approvingly: "Good choice" he said: "The clothes wouldn't have fitted."
That's an old Irish joke. Probably more appropriate to a Celtic fan.

I heard it as an Irish joke back when I was playing juniors at Vista

That was a long time ago!

yogi · Post by **yogi** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:19 pm

Vista_Bhoy wrote:Two Millwall fans bump into each other, and one said:

"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The other replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off her clothes and said 'take what you want'."

The first Millwall fan nodded approvingly: "Good choice" he said: "The clothes wouldn't have fitted."

LMFAO,,,,,,,

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:10 pm

Nice One Cyril wrote:
Vista_Bhoy wrote:Two Millwall fans bump into each other, and one said:

"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The other replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off her clothes and said 'take what you want'."

The first Millwall fan nodded approvingly: "Good choice" he said: "The clothes wouldn't have fitted."
That's an old Irish joke. Probably more appropriate to a Celtic fan.

Irish "jokes" are consigned to history. Everyone wants to claim Irish ancestry now. Times have changes since the "No Irish need apply" signs in shop windows/B&B's etc in England. The English have turned their racist streak onto the Pakistanis and Indians now.

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:13 pm

What do you call a female Millwall fan with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant

nathanburns15 · Post by **nathanburns15** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:16 pm

Vista_Bhoy wrote: Everyone wants to claim Irish ancestry now.

This explains a lot.

bloodypassit · Post by **bloodypassit** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:33 pm

last time Celtic played Millwall what was the score?????????

swannsong · Post by **swannsong** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:39 pm

bloodypassit wrote:last time Celtic played Millwall what was the score?????????

DOC · Post by **DOC** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:32 am

nathanburns15 wrote:
Vista_Bhoy wrote: Everyone wants to claim Irish ancestry now.
This explains a lot.

you want to start on here now too?

God is an Englishman · Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:48 am

You have to laugh when the only comebacks the fenians have is to try and change an old joke about how thick the paddies are.

God is an Englishman · Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:50 am

Vista_Bhoy wrote:Irish "jokes" are consigned to history. Everyone wants to claim Irish ancestry now. Times have changes since the "No Irish need apply" signs in shop windows/B&B's etc in England. The English have turned their racist streak onto the Pakistanis and Indians now.

why did those signs exist again? Because all you lot wanted to do was drink and fight. And if you weren't drinking and fighting, you were planting bombs.

It's not our fault the pope granted us ireland in the hope we would change it from a heathen cabernet hole!

Ubietz · Post by **Ubietz** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:12 pm

God is an Englishman wrote:
Vista_Bhoy wrote:Irish "jokes" are consigned to history. Everyone wants to claim Irish ancestry now. Times have changes since the "No Irish need apply" signs in shop windows/B&B's etc in England. The English have turned their racist streak onto the Pakistanis and Indians now.
why did those signs exist again? Because all you lot wanted to do was drink and fight. And if you weren't drinking and fighting, you were planting bombs.

It's not our fault the pope granted us ireland in the hope we would change it from a heathen cabernet hole!

Jebo te papa.

God is an Englishman · Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:00 pm

I'm over the age of consent, so I doubt it.

Knight15 · Post by **Knight15** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:10 pm

God is an Englishman wrote:
Vista_Bhoy wrote:Irish "jokes" are consigned to history. Everyone wants to claim Irish ancestry now. Times have changes since the "No Irish need apply" signs in shop windows/B&B's etc in England. The English have turned their racist streak onto the Pakistanis and Indians now.
why did those signs exist again? Because all you lot wanted to do was drink and fight. And if you weren't drinking and fighting, you were planting bombs.

It's not our fault the pope granted us ireland in the hope we would change it from a heathen cabernet hole!

I know this is all "just banter" however if this isn't a perfect example of a religious and racist post then I don't know what is

Really we tolerate a Millwall fan trying to take the high morale ground all the time, winding up the Aussies at every opportunity but even you should know you have crossed the line this time

God is an Englishman · Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:19 pm

Knight15 wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Vista_Bhoy wrote:Irish "jokes" are consigned to history. Everyone wants to claim Irish ancestry now. Times have changes since the "No Irish need apply" signs in shop windows/B&B's etc in England. The English have turned their racist streak onto the Pakistanis and Indians now.
why did those signs exist again? Because all you lot wanted to do was drink and fight. And if you weren't drinking and fighting, you were planting bombs.

It's not our fault the pope granted us ireland in the hope we would change it from a heathen cabernet hole!
I know this is all "just banter" however if this isn't a perfect example of a religious and racist post then I don't know what is

Really we tolerate a Millwall fan trying to take the high morale ground all the time, winding up the Aussies at every opportunity but even you should know you have crossed the line this time

Don't see how, it's all based on historical facts!

sephiroth · Post by **sephiroth** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:02 pm

Interesting when reading the Millwall program it refers to the 'world of soccer'.

Old Master · Post by **Old Master** » Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:58 pm

As I remember it the 'Troubles" started due to Religious Intolerance in Ireland. :?

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