Polonia Amateurs seeking Head Coach

[PASC]

After thinking it was an awesome season finishing second and getting back into div 3, we have been told that it's all the other way around; we actually need to train, come to games on time and try to finish towards the other end of the ladder!!!
This news has sent shockwaves through our extensive coaching and managerial setup and therefore the two of us have decided to take some extended leave at the bar(don't tell the wives).
While the current Croydon senior coaches continue their apprenticeships in hope of a future gig at the amateurs we need to act fast and appoint someone who is up for the challenge.
To entice a top candidate we are offering the following incentives;
World class headquarters on the half pitch next to the car park,
Full Access to our first aid kit,
Assistance from our "physio" - expert in beer bottle massage
Czes will do all the running around required,
The likelyhood of having an A and B team,
Possibly finishing second to Ghan on goal difference,
Entry to the scotch raffle at home games,
Free sausage from the bbq for every win,
Catching up with the world's happiest barman

If you can see yourself in this dream job please contact Mick on 0404007638 to discuss further

[fowler_23]

best advert for a coaching position ever!!!!!
good luck lads!

[Salix Redbacks]

Very good.

[Filbert Fox]

Very good.

If ever an add was going to attract someone then that's it, great stuff, nice to see a bit of humour in the serious world of football.

[gee_kay]

Quality ad

[Bomber]

After thinking it was an awesome season finishing second and getting back into div 3, we have been told that it's all the other way around; we actually need to train, come to games on time and try to finish towards the other end of the ladder!!!
This news has sent shockwaves through our extensive coaching and managerial setup and therefore the two of us have decided to take some extended leave at the bar(don't tell the wives).
While the current Croydon senior coaches continue their apprenticeships in hope of a future gig at the amateurs we need to act fast and appoint someone who is up for the challenge.
To entice a top candidate we are offering the following incentives;
World class headquarters on the half pitch next to the car park,
Full Access to our first aid kit,
Assistance from our "physio" - expert in beer bottle massage
Czes will do all the running around required,
The likelyhood of having an A and B team,
Possibly finishing second to Ghan on goal difference,
Entry to the scotch raffle at home games,
Free sausage from the bbq for every win,
Catching up with the world's happiest barman

If you can see yourself in this dream job please contact Mick on 0404007638 to discuss further

You forgot to add - must like Polish beer and be understanding of all others who have similar addictions and tastes within, whether be training, playing or otherwise.

World's happiest barman is what cracked me up the most........

[Azz]

The half pitch (don't forget the brilliant lighting on it) and happiest barman


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