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Vista BBQ this Sunday?

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Mt. Olympus
Year introduced 2005
Weight 50.0 pounds
Beef 25.0 pounds
Cheese 50 slices
Lettuce 2.0 head
Onions 3.0 large
Peppers 0
Tomatoes 5.0 whole
Mayo, relish, ketchup, mustard, pickles 4 cups each ketchup + pickles
Estimated Calories 81,000
Days of sustenance on 2000-Calorie diet 40.5
Price (USD) $99.00
Price per Calorie $0.00
Calories per dollar 818.181818
Preparation time 60 minutes
Appointment necessary? "No, but one is helpful"
Time limit for prize, 1 person "impossible"
Prize for 1 person "impossible"
Prize for a 5-person team within 3 hours $500 cash, burger is free, trophy, t-shirts, names of team engraved into wall
Challenge ever conquered? No
WORLD'S BIGGEST BURGER? YES


Jaysus!

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Post by club man »

Have one ready for me with some low cal BLONDE BEER this sunday, hope the only BBQ is in the club rooms not on the PARK. :lol:

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Blondes at Vista? Shirley Shum Mishtake
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Post by harryhandsome1 »

Think the chick is far too good looking for any of you ugly mugs :lol:

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That's a nice set of baps.
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Post by Olympic (Vista) Bhoy »

I "relished" that comment.

I'll get ma coat :oops:
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Post by sweet mate productions »

i reckon if the chick in the photo cant get mouth round the burger then she going to have some trouble with me!
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Post by Olympic (Vista) Bhoy »

Are you planning on her biting yer a_rse?

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Post by sweet mate productions »

yeh thats the one, just between you and me, that is my fetish!!!!i won't get into my fantasy though, lets just say it goes along the lines of that movie from Peter Greenaway "The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover"
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Post by Olympic (Vista) Bhoy »

That beats my muppet fetish :D
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is it the strings that hold onto to you or the hand up the a*** that gives you the fetish
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Post by Olympic (Vista) Bhoy »

Whaddya mean?..........the muppets are real............aren't they? Please tell me they're real................ohhhhhhhhhhh the humanity
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Post by sweet mate productions »

sorry i thought u said puppets, yeh for sure the muppets are real, as is santa clause and that darn tooth fairy. If u see her, can u ask her to come see me, still haven't been paid for the wisdom teeth i had out!
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Post by Olympic (Vista) Bhoy »

Phewwwww I thought you were going to say you hadn't been paid for the ar_se eating she did. :D
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Post by sweet mate productions »

na got paid for that, good thing the tooth fairy doesn't have teeth, which is surprising being the tooth fairy as she collects them, but more the fun for me!
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