longbomb to grace the B's Cup Final
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longbomb to grace the B's Cup Final
As Beach are down to bare bones for the Ressie Final next Sunday against the Farm..The coach has been looking at players not Cup-tied to bolster the ranks. I am happy to announce that the magical skills of Longbomb will be on show..He was going to leave on a tour of Brazil to teach the kids his new selection of tricks but has postponed the tour in favour of playing against the Farm.....What a legend!!
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still celebrating. been a different scotland strip everyday. think i will wear one to a french resteraunt this weekendmightyreds wrote:Whats wrong with Indivoneagain?
He didn't get injured celebrating Scotlands win did he...
the scottish boys are no the piss again, on the piss again
hmmmm , cant argue with that.
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Ray, a ray of golden sun,
Me, a name I call myself,
Fah, along long way to run.
So, a needle pulling thread,
Lah, a note to follow so,
Tea, a drink with jam and bread,
Which brings us back to doh-oh-oh-oh.
We hate coca-cola,
We hate fanta too.
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And we drink irn bru.
Come on bonnie Scotland
Oh, and longbomb is going to kick muscat
Ray, a ray of golden sun,
Me, a name I call myself,
Fah, along long way to run.
So, a needle pulling thread,
Lah, a note to follow so,
Tea, a drink with jam and bread,
Which brings us back to doh-oh-oh-oh.
We hate coca-cola,
We hate fanta too.
We're the tartan army,
And we drink irn bru.
Come on bonnie Scotland
Oh, and longbomb is going to kick muscat
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think that captians armband is jinxed. all that wear it end up injured. driller were you able to get hold of any of the c's. would be a bit embarrassing to start the game with 8 players in a cup final. even with long bombs skills, is a big askBeach_Driller wrote:Indivoneagain is injured..you will need to worry about Shrek and Donkey!
Longbomb can not be kicked!Too fast and too clever..make sure you shake hands with him before the game and after because they are the only touches you will get.
hmmmm , cant argue with that.
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Sweet!!! I might get a starting possieINDIVONEAGAIN wrote:think that captians armband is jinxed. all that wear it end up injured. driller were you able to get hold of any of the c's. would be a bit embarrassing to start the game with 8 players in a cup final. even with long bombs skills, is a big askBeach_Driller wrote:Indivoneagain is injured..you will need to worry about Shrek and Donkey!
Longbomb can not be kicked!Too fast and too clever..make sure you shake hands with him before the game and after because they are the only touches you will get.
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He trained on Thursday night and had to run on to a long ball down the wing. I was puffed out from laughingfinderskeeper wrote:Simmo's playing is heJay Walking wrote:Surely Longbomb is cup tied. He would be a first teamer I would of thought.
Ingle Farm are making one change their Cup squad for the final. Very interesting selection and a player that we had forgotten about.
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didnt see ya at training the other night spooky. i went down for my normal thurs night bevvies, and you were nowhere to be seen. atleast if you show up this week, we will have 9 players. maybe i will have to go in goalsspooky1972 wrote:how many injuries? well ill be there to keep the pine warm,if i get a selection,need to start instead of finish to get a second wind but hey wat can one do?maybe not go to training that seems to work
hmmmm , cant argue with that.
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Well I am Fifty/Fifty at the moment...because it is the France and Ireland game on at 4.30 the morning before the game.But the way Ireland are playing I might give it a miss
Longbomb has some magic beans which he says can cure anything..He says it cost him a cow but it was well worth it!!!
Longbomb has some magic beans which he says can cure anything..He says it cost him a cow but it was well worth it!!!
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[quote="INDIVONEAGAIN"][quote="spooky1972"]how many injuries? well ill be there to keep the pine warm,if i get a selection,need to start instead of finish to get a second wind but hey wat can one do?maybe not go to training that seems to work [/quote]
didnt see ya at training the other night spooky. i went down for my normal thurs night bevvies, and you were nowhere to be seen. atleast if you show up this week, we will have 9 players. maybe i will have to go in goals [/quote]"indivoneagain" iwent to training twice semi finals week it didnt help so i thought a different approach plus i had the last week off work with the green apple splatters
didnt see ya at training the other night spooky. i went down for my normal thurs night bevvies, and you were nowhere to be seen. atleast if you show up this week, we will have 9 players. maybe i will have to go in goals [/quote]"indivoneagain" iwent to training twice semi finals week it didnt help so i thought a different approach plus i had the last week off work with the green apple splatters
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why start sprints at training this late in the season. training we do has worked so far. 3 laps then in for team meeting ( beers ). now thats what i call a good trainingBeach_Driller wrote:Spooky, might help if you actually ran around in training
Was at training on Thursday , there was nearly a riot when i pulled out the cones(the training ones, not the other ones!) for a few sprints.
hmmmm , cant argue with that.
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You mean you guys actually manage 3 laps. JeezINDIVONEAGAIN wrote:why start sprints at training this late in the season. training we do has worked so far. 3 laps then in for team meeting ( beers ). now thats what i call a good trainingBeach_Driller wrote:Spooky, might help if you actually ran around in training
Was at training on Thursday , there was nearly a riot when i pulled out the cones(the training ones, not the other ones!) for a few sprints.
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well to be honest, they are only half pitch. and we stretch between each one. just to make sure we dont get to many injuriesA Mature League wrote:You mean you guys actually manage 3 laps. JeezINDIVONEAGAIN wrote:why start sprints at training this late in the season. training we do has worked so far. 3 laps then in for team meeting ( beers ). now thats what i call a good trainingBeach_Driller wrote:Spooky, might help if you actually ran around in training
Was at training on Thursday , there was nearly a riot when i pulled out the cones(the training ones, not the other ones!) for a few sprints.
Your football players, not De Castella's
hmmmm , cant argue with that.
Sorry lads, I will be out of the final due to a nasty masterbation accident last night. I was having a pull while watching a Ronaldinho DVD and my little brother walked in. This gave me a fright and somehow I fell backwards off my chair and severely poked my eye with my tadger.
I just got out of hospital, I still have blurred vision and my little brother's still being treated for shock.
My mummy has confiscated all my football stuff and is sending me on a religious retreat to think about my actions.
I really wanted to play in the final since I am the best chance you had of winning. Don't worry though. I'll be back next season for Div 1 where I am going to dominate.
I just got out of hospital, I still have blurred vision and my little brother's still being treated for shock.
My mummy has confiscated all my football stuff and is sending me on a religious retreat to think about my actions.
I really wanted to play in the final since I am the best chance you had of winning. Don't worry though. I'll be back next season for Div 1 where I am going to dominate.
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I guess you get what's coming to you.Longbomb wrote:Sorry lads, I will be out of the final due to a nasty masterbation accident last night. I was having a pull while watching a Ronaldinho DVD and my little brother walked in. This gave me a fright and somehow I fell backwards off my chair and severely poked my eye with my tadger.
I just got out of hospital, I still have blurred vision and my little brother's still being treated for shock.
My mummy has confiscated all my football stuff and is sending me on a religious retreat to think about my actions.
I really wanted to play in the final since I am the best chance you had of winning. Don't worry though. I'll be back next season for Div 1 where I am going to dominate.
LollyGobbleBlissBomb - I thought Beach were pulling together and on a mission to win the cup, not pulling for an emission!
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The only thing you should be practising at the moment is the goal celebrations you will do on Sunday!INDIVONEAGAIN wrote:why start sprints at training this late in the season. training we do has worked so far. 3 laps then in for team meeting ( beers ). now thats what i call a good trainingBeach_Driller wrote:Spooky, might help if you actually ran around in training
Was at training on Thursday , there was nearly a riot when i pulled out the cones(the training ones, not the other ones!) for a few sprints.
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