longbomb to grace the B's Cup Final

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:08 am

As Beach are down to bare bones for the Ressie Final next Sunday against the Farm..The coach has been looking at players not Cup-tied to bolster the ranks. I am happy to announce that the magical skills of Longbomb will be on show..He was going to leave on a tour of Brazil to teach the kids his new selection of tricks but has postponed the tour in favour of playing against the Farm.....What a legend!!

Gothetoffees · Post by **Gothetoffees** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:31 am

I thought he had trials lined up with Man Utd for next week?

i saw him and Grouse practicing their free kicks on Wednesday night, that's commitment

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:48 am

Nah as part of his tour, he will be in Manchester to help Ronaldo with his technique. I heard some people turned up for training on Tuesday night.

Jay Walking · Post by **Jay Walking** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:08 pm

Good to hear long bomb is playing. Now I have someone else to kick instead of just Indivoneagain.

Missing Post Count · Post by **Missing Post Count** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:24 pm

He'll be teaching The Unknown Player his tricks shortly

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:36 pm

Indivoneagain is injured..you will need to worry about Shrek and Donkey!

Longbomb can not be kicked!Too fast and too clever..make sure you shake hands with him before the game and after because they are the only touches you will get.

Golden EAGLE · Post by **Golden EAGLE** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:13 pm

Dont know who Shrek and Donkey are but I bet Manca is Puss In boots!

mightyreds · Post by **mightyreds** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:18 pm

Whats wrong with Indivoneagain?

He didn't get injured celebrating Scotlands win did he...

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:21 pm

Personally, i thought he would be more of a gingerbread man..Catch him if you can!

Shrek is the new West Beach mascot...

He augh , he augh, he augh..he always calls me that!

oncewewereworiers · Post by **oncewewereworiers** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:52 pm

mightyreds wrote:Whats wrong with Indivoneagain?

He didn't get injured celebrating Scotlands win did he...

still celebrating. been a different scotland strip everyday. think i will wear one to a french resteraunt this weekend

the scottish boys are no the piss again, on the piss again

grouse n' ice · Post by **grouse n' ice** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:59 am

Doe, a dear, a female dear,
Ray, a ray of golden sun,
Me, a name I call myself,
Fah, along long way to run.
So, a needle pulling thread,
Lah, a note to follow so,
Tea, a drink with jam and bread,
Which brings us back to doh-oh-oh-oh.

We hate coca-cola,
We hate fanta too.
We're the tartan army,
And we drink irn bru.

Come on bonnie Scotland

Oh, and longbomb is going to kick muscat

oncewewereworiers · Post by **oncewewereworiers** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:09 am

Beach_Driller wrote:Indivoneagain is injured..you will need to worry about Shrek and Donkey!

Longbomb can not be kicked!Too fast and too clever..make sure you shake hands with him before the game and after because they are the only touches you will get.

think that captians armband is jinxed. all that wear it end up injured. driller were you able to get hold of any of the c's. would be a bit embarrassing to start the game with 8 players in a cup final. even with long bombs skills, is a big ask

leftfoot10 · Post by **leftfoot10** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:52 pm

INDIVONEAGAIN wrote:
Beach_Driller wrote:Indivoneagain is injured..you will need to worry about Shrek and Donkey!

Longbomb can not be kicked!Too fast and too clever..make sure you shake hands with him before the game and after because they are the only touches you will get.
think that captians armband is jinxed. all that wear it end up injured. driller were you able to get hold of any of the c's. would be a bit embarrassing to start the game with 8 players in a cup final. even with long bombs skills, is a big ask

Sweet!!! I might get a starting possie

Jay Walking · Post by **Jay Walking** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:07 pm

Surely Longbomb is cup tied. He would be a first teamer I would of thought.

Ingle Farm are making one change their Cup squad for the final. Very interesting selection and a player that we had forgotten about.

finderskeeper · Post by **finderskeeper** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:02 pm

Jay Walking wrote:Surely Longbomb is cup tied. He would be a first teamer I would of thought.

Ingle Farm are making one change their Cup squad for the final. Very interesting selection and a player that we had forgotten about.

Simmo's playing is he

Jay Walking · Post by **Jay Walking** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:34 pm

finderskeeper wrote:
Jay Walking wrote:Surely Longbomb is cup tied. He would be a first teamer I would of thought.

Ingle Farm are making one change their Cup squad for the final. Very interesting selection and a player that we had forgotten about.
Simmo's playing is he

He trained on Thursday night and had to run on to a long ball down the wing. I was puffed out from laughing

Robbo · Post by **Robbo** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:13 pm

Jay Walking wrote:Surely Longbomb is cup tied. He would be a first teamer I would of thought.

Ingle Farm are making one change their Cup squad for the final. Very interesting selection and a player that we had forgotten about.

oooooh, X-Factor, its...... ROBBO

spooky1972 · Post by **spooky1972** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:51 pm

how many injuries? well ill be there to keep the pine warm,if i get a selection,need to start instead of finish to get a second wind but hey wat can one do?maybe not go to training that seems to work

oncewewereworiers · Post by **oncewewereworiers** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:11 pm

spooky1972 wrote:how many injuries? well ill be there to keep the pine warm,if i get a selection,need to start instead of finish to get a second wind but hey wat can one do?maybe not go to training that seems to work

didnt see ya at training the other night spooky. i went down for my normal thurs night bevvies, and you were nowhere to be seen. atleast if you show up this week, we will have 9 players. maybe i will have to go in goals

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:51 am

Well I am Fifty/Fifty at the moment...because it is the France and Ireland game on at 4.30 the morning before the game.But the way Ireland are playing I might give it a miss

Longbomb has some magic beans which he says can cure anything..He says it cost him a cow but it was well worth it!!!

spooky1972 · Post by **spooky1972** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:12 pm

[quote="INDIVONEAGAIN"][quote="spooky1972"]how many injuries? well ill be there to keep the pine warm,if i get a selection,need to start instead of finish to get a second wind but hey wat can one do?maybe not go to training that seems to work

[/quote]
didnt see ya at training the other night spooky. i went down for my normal thurs night bevvies, and you were nowhere to be seen. atleast if you show up this week, we will have 9 players. maybe i will have to go in goals

[/quote]"indivoneagain" iwent to training twice semi finals week it didnt help so i thought a different approach plus i had the last week off work with the green apple splatters

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:03 pm

Spooky, might help if you actually ran around in training

Was at training on Thursday , there was nearly a riot when i pulled out the cones(the training ones, not the other ones!) for a few sprints.

oncewewereworiers · Post by **oncewewereworiers** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:39 pm

Beach_Driller wrote:Spooky, might help if you actually ran around in training

Was at training on Thursday , there was nearly a riot when i pulled out the cones(the training ones, not the other ones!) for a few sprints.

why start sprints at training this late in the season. training we do has worked so far. 3 laps then in for team meeting ( beers ). now thats what i call a good training

A Mature League · Post by **A Mature League** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:48 am

INDIVONEAGAIN wrote:
Beach_Driller wrote:Spooky, might help if you actually ran around in training

Was at training on Thursday , there was nearly a riot when i pulled out the cones(the training ones, not the other ones!) for a few sprints.
why start sprints at training this late in the season. training we do has worked so far. 3 laps then in for team meeting ( beers ). now thats what i call a good training

You mean you guys actually manage 3 laps. Jeez

Your football players, not De Castella's

oncewewereworiers · Post by **oncewewereworiers** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:34 am

A Mature League wrote:
INDIVONEAGAIN wrote:
Beach_Driller wrote:Spooky, might help if you actually ran around in training

Was at training on Thursday , there was nearly a riot when i pulled out the cones(the training ones, not the other ones!) for a few sprints.
why start sprints at training this late in the season. training we do has worked so far. 3 laps then in for team meeting ( beers ). now thats what i call a good training
You mean you guys actually manage 3 laps. Jeez
Your football players, not De Castella's

well to be honest, they are only half pitch. and we stretch between each one. just to make sure we dont get to many injuries

Longbomb · Post by **Longbomb** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:31 pm

Sorry lads, I will be out of the final due to a nasty masterbation accident last night. I was having a pull while watching a Ronaldinho DVD and my little brother walked in. This gave me a fright and somehow I fell backwards off my chair and severely poked my eye with my tadger.

I just got out of hospital, I still have blurred vision and my little brother's still being treated for shock.

My mummy has confiscated all my football stuff and is sending me on a religious retreat to think about my actions.

I really wanted to play in the final since I am the best chance you had of winning. Don't worry though. I'll be back next season for Div 1 where I am going to dominate.

finderskeeper · Post by **finderskeeper** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:54 pm

Longbomb wrote:Sorry lads, I will be out of the final due to a nasty masterbation accident last night. I was having a pull while watching a Ronaldinho DVD and my little brother walked in. This gave me a fright and somehow I fell backwards off my chair and severely poked my eye with my tadger.

I just got out of hospital, I still have blurred vision and my little brother's still being treated for shock.

My mummy has confiscated all my football stuff and is sending me on a religious retreat to think about my actions.

I really wanted to play in the final since I am the best chance you had of winning. Don't worry though. I'll be back next season for Div 1 where I am going to dominate.

I guess you get what's coming to you.
LollyGobbleBlissBomb - I thought Beach were pulling together and on a mission to win the cup, not pulling for an emission!

"He makes love like a footballer,
He dribbles before he shoots!"

John Cooper Clarke

Lion Tamer · Post by **Lion Tamer** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:01 pm

INDIVONEAGAIN wrote:
Beach_Driller wrote:Spooky, might help if you actually ran around in training

Was at training on Thursday , there was nearly a riot when i pulled out the cones(the training ones, not the other ones!) for a few sprints.
why start sprints at training this late in the season. training we do has worked so far. 3 laps then in for team meeting ( beers ). now thats what i call a good training

The only thing you should be practising at the moment is the goal celebrations you will do on Sunday!

Missing Post Count · Post by **Missing Post Count** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:03 pm

finderskeeper wrote: "He makes love like a footballer,
He dribbles before he shoots!"
John Cooper Clarke

John Cooper Clarke rocks

grouse n' ice · Post by **grouse n' ice** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:40 pm

The doctor reckons he will be coc k-eyed when the patch comes off.