Beware Of Imitations wrote:Can't be too important if you can only name his brother.

I was joking for ffs

Bernard Fannings brother clinched the world surfing crown this morning, well done.

Joe Root just got a dodgy drs oh well Shît happens go the aussies

MegaBonus wrote:So it's the rules of the game fault that England chose to play 4 quicks.....oh....and it's hot.....

Dear oh dear Hawksey.....

and don't worry about the fact that there are about 4 captains out there and they have a meeting just about every other over for 3 or 4 minutes

Funky Punk wrote:Time difference means I'll actually get to watch a bit after work.

love the Perth test match coz of the timing

COME ON YOU AUSSIES

so with the cheating part, what's your view on Clarke, Haddin and most Australians? cocky, arrogant - what's your view on warner and most Australians?[/quote] I love em alls coz they are Aussies, build a fûcken bridge and get over it, I hate the poms and I hope we send the cocky prickś back to Enger...

Nocturnal Me wrote:

Green Grass Rovers wrote:

Rookie wrote:Coz he is a cocky arrogant cheating cûnt, i can go on if you like, you can say that you like as well coz I don't give a shiiíte

Now you can answer NM's question.

It won't happen

What won't happen? Have I missed something here ? :?

Coz he is a cocky arrogant cheating cûnt, i can go on if you like, you can say that you like as well coz I don't give a shiiíte so with the cheating part, what's your view on Clarke, Haddin and most Australians? cocky, arrogant - what's your view on warner and most Australians? I love em alls coz t...

Coz he is a cocky arrogant cheating cûnt, i can go on if you like, you can say that you like as well coz I don't give a shiiíte

Bomber wrote:I wont be completely happy until we have 3 wins. Hopefully after the WACA test, I can celebrate more properly.

Same and will be even more happy if they can get one through Broads helmet grill and into his trout mouth, farkèn tosser that he is

Bomber wrote:

bubu wrote:So lasted less than 1 hour, so much for the free entry....

Neways, Hawkesy can go back to work now!
only downside, we HAVE to listen to his dribble on here

Foe function...........

I enjoy the entertainment he provides and the excuses and his overall Teflon approach.

Come on you Aussies

Nocturnal Me wrote:If it gets washed out all I can say is suck eggs.

Gee that was a great comeback

Gary Gerald wrote:The usual tripe. Millwall get belted, oh but we sung louder, poms playing like a bunch girls, oh but the Barmy army sang a nice song.

Mr Teflon Hawkesy!

If Mitchell is cabernet as the poms army were singing wtf do you call the English batsman

Plenty of cricket to go......it's never easy fielding for two days and considering the chances we missed, of course the performance will be flat. don't worry mate, today is going to be a good day. hit Very flat track where runs should be made. It Harris can h it a 50, then KP etc should have a grea...

swannsong wrote:Why the f%&$ would you not follow on....probably push out to 5 days now....could have had it over with a day to spare....398 not enough of a first innings lead ??

Give the bowlers a rest, there's a short turn around between Adelaide and Perth, plus make the poms feel the heat in the field.

Bomber wrote:So hawkesy, is Mitch Johnson still a bunny?

Even I'm surprised how easily england are imploding, especially on such a road to bat on, nice weather etc.

Now number 10 on the all time australian wicket takers.

loved his reaction when he got jimmy sooky sooky la la Anderson out

Nocturnal Me wrote:I have confidence England will bat out the day todayafter being forced to follow on.

So do I after they follow on

Aussies have called a halt to the first innings, now for a 20 over session against the poms, hopefully we can get a couple before the end of the days play.

COME ON YOU AUSSIES!

Comment from Cricinfo commentary "I notice that Stokes is born in NZ. When was the last time England fielded a test 11 that were all actually born in England?" I would say that is a very rare occurrence indeed. England players have always been born in the Empire. Place of birth is a slim ...

Aussies win the toss and elect to Bat, should be a very interesting first morning, i think there will be a bit in the pitch this morning with the rains we just had, i reckon a good toss to lose

anyone heading down to Adelaide oval this morning for the first day?

Australia whingeing again, apparently the old Trafford pitch isn't good enough and the slope off the pitch is too much They were whinging about how close the advertising boards were after one of their players dislocated his shoulder in a previous games :shock: I would say they have reason to compla...

God is an Englishman wrote:i'm intrigued as to what sports you are currently the world cup holders in.

You can add the Rugby League world champions to the list.

World Cup - Reports: At least two dead as crane collapses into Sao Paulo stadium A crane accident on Wednesday at the construction site of a future World Cup stadium in Sao Paulo, Brazil killed two people and injured at least one, causing what looked like serious damage to the structure. A spokesman...

One fight already on the card has been called off and then the first fight was running late coz one of the fighters forget his gloves

what time is this fight on tonight?

and now the poms are WHINGING about to many short pitched deliveries in the first innings, they went and seeked clarification from the umpires about the ruling, what next they wont want to play when its over 35 degrees!!!

farrrrrrrrrrken it's 1-0 to the Aussies, move the faaaaaaaaaaark on will ya's, makes it all the more meatier for the next test in adelaide with the banter between the 2 teams. threats of broken bones and punching people isn't banter. I'm slowly being convinced that you are not a "true" Mi...

farrrrrrrrrrken it's 1-0 to the Aussies, move the faaaaaaaaaaark on will ya's,

makes it all the more meatier for the next test in adelaide with the banter between the 2 teams.